Canada ALERT - Gonorrhoea Lectim

[Nathan M. Holden]

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2007 when they re-elected Dalton McGuinty's Liberals in Ontario and are now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. It's pronounced "Vote-em-out". You take the first dose in 2011 and don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it in Canada.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

 

[Tattooed]

I'm all for voting the liberals out but what confuses me is who is going to take their place.

 

[silly girl]

Lets elect the Bloc. At least they have something different to say. Nothing good but different.

 

[Like legitly legit]

Does it REALLY matter?

They all say the same shit anyways...

**Gulp** I'm with Bosco on this one. :shock:

(Although... I didn't vote for em last time either...)

 

[tillyinwonderland]

Widescreen, you seem to be looking through a small screen. This in not just an Ontario problem ... it's a national epidemic.

Warning symptoms emerged in 2004 when federal Tory leader Stephen Harper privately met with Bloc Québécois leader Gilles Duceppe and New Democratic Party leader Jack Layton in a Montreal hotel to pitch then-Governor General Adrienne Clarkson on letting them form a coalition government to replace Paul Martin's Liberal minority.

The public cranium was inserted in rectum ... nobody paid attention or cared about the interesting possibilities of such a proposal.

The symptoms worsened coming into the 2006 election which Harper won, thanks to horrendous negative publicity for Martin's Liberals, due to the RCMP opening a criminal investigation against Finance Minister Ralph Goodale for allegedly leaking insider information about taxation of income trusts. False accusations as it turned out, and the investigation was eventually dropped with no charges ever filed against Goodale, but it didn't matter, RCMP commissioner Guiliano Zaccardelli pretty much single-handely gave the axe to Martin's Liberals and ushered in the Harper government, which immediately started blowing the budget surplus and reduced GST so the nation would be in a real effin pickle when the '08 recession hit.

That's when Gonorrhea Lectim ravaged the nation, as Stephen ("your stock portfolio just collapsed but don't worry, this is a great time to buy more") Harper squeaked into another minority government. No one's ever going to go broke underestimating the stupidity of the public it seems.




Of course, this would depend on people actually looking hard at Harper's track record, perhaps remembering the 2008 Parliamentary dispute and prorogation or the 2010 prorogation during Winter Olympics, the 2010 pork-barrelling Tory senate appointments, or even the March 25, 2011 vote of non-confidence defeat after being found in contempt of parliament, the first occurrence in Commonwealth history of a government in the Westminster parliamentary tradition losing the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of contempt of Parliament.

Yes, please "take the first dose in 2011 and don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it in Canada."

 

[Divide et Impera]

Completely agree with everything Artie just said! (Great post BTW! :great

Problem is, only other real choice federally is a guy who just recently returned to Canada after spending years in the US... And guess what... he tried the same shenanigans with this coalition shit...

They are all a bunch of egotistical maniacs!

So NOW WHAT?

 

[adam g]

Green party anyone?.

 

[Sanat]

I'd be in favor of a Green coalition.

(Coalition, BTW, can actually be a very successful form of government ... quite common and quite successful in Europe)

 

[brokenlover381]

You know, it's a pretty sad state of affairs when there's an election and you're not voting for the person you think will be the best prime minister, you're voting for the person you think will fuck you the least.....

Just remember: no matter who you vote for the government always gets in........

 

[sdprice84]

Ya it might... but the green party has NEVER had an elected seat, so that's kinda unlikely.


Been saying that for years!

The problem with politics is that it is full of politicians!

 

[Riff Raff]

You know, if a politician came out and said:

Hey listen, you know and I know and everyone knows I'm going to fuck you over. I'm going to take whatever I can from you and push you to the breaking point. I'm going to lie, cheat, and steal and only serve those who have MY best interest at heart. The only campaign promise I'm not going to break is this one....everything else? Don't believe a word of it.....

I might actually vote for them, at least they are forthright about it.....

 

[Pure Jersey]

LOL...

The thing of it is... whenever I see ANY politician speaking... THAT is exactly what I hear! :roll:

 

[Azumi]

Like that old saying:

How do you a politician is lying? His lips are moving.....

 

[blackwater]

The trouble with political jokes is that too often they get elected.