brief trip report.

[KIWI TEE]

that TR is from Sunday when you bailed on me. no worries though. shit happens.

I actually had to cut my trip short to just Thurs and Friday. I'll post a TR on it though. I think I have found a niche that doesnt involve BGs.. at least when they are on duty. Suffice it to say ( more details in the TR) that Victor (night shift desk clerk at HDS) is an awesome guy that knows some quality service ladies.

 

[Saramlou]

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[xray_man69]

sorry this is a few days late.

sunday I ventured down to the zona alone since SDbigDogg88 couldnt make it..

I stopped at vivamex for the first time and had an hour with Katia before making my way to the promised land..

she was very thorough and I tipped her 10.

off to the zona, avoiding rateros proved to be an interesting version of many football moves and thank God I had my sunglasses to scan the area without making eye contact.

went to AB after cruising through the alley to see what was out.

sat around in AB for a while, took SDBigDogg88's lead from labor day and ordered some juice. scoped out the action in AB and after getting my dick rubbed on a few times, settled in the back area and had a mesero bring over a cute little chica named fernanda(couldnt understand where she said she was from) that was wearing black pants and top with a metallic dangly belt. tried to talk to her but it turns out she speaks spanish only...the only english I heard from her was sucky.

negotiated in my meager spanish for BBBJ sin condom and sex for 60 and off to room we went. I should have had better judgement because she was very reserved and seemed very unenthusiastic about the whole deal but she was hot as hell and reminded me of a gorgeous egyptian friend I know back home.

In the room she stripped naked and without the shoes was about 5 feet tall max. gorgeous body. She started the BBBJ and seemed like she thought my dick was going to bite her. she was breathing on me more than anything. no head action...and very slow( in a bad way), almost like she was a robot with a bad fuel cell or something.finally she picked up the condom and had trouble opening it..while trying to put it on she acted like she couldnt. It was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football. I finally finished putting the condom on and she got on top after making a 3 act play of lubing me and herself up.

we switched positions to doggy but she was giving me a weird look in the mirror that was disconcerting to say the least..

had her get on her back and went with her legs up...her pussy was loose as could be. I dont understand that since she acted like she had never had sex before and had no signs of giving birth..no stretch marks, nothing.

finally finished and before I could give her the money she was talking on her cell phone.

finally gave her the money and tipped her 5 cus I felt so damn weird and bad about the situation. it felt like she truly did not want to be there. I realize most if not all would rather be in a more respectable line of work, but goddamn, affect a job ethic if you're gonna do it right? false motivation is better than no motivation.

The part that grossed me out the most was that she put her underwear back on immediately. no toilet paper wipe down, no sink wash, nothing...

I think she's either very new or was on some sort of drugs or something.

she was very soft spoken with me but on the phone with whomever, she was very forceful and sounded older.

weird experience to say the least.

I havent had a SG yet, but from what Ive heard of their performance, she fit the bill. Surprised she is working at AB.

I didnt want to get caught in traffic and no one was around that I recognized from my labor day trip so I got another OJ from the bar, smoked a few camel lights and observed in silent amusement as some college guys came in obviously thinking that AB was a strip club only. One of the chicas came up to one of them and whispered in his ear..he seemed surprised. they left after finishing their beers and when I was walking out, I saw them waiting on the street for a taxi talking loudly *sigh* cant gringos act less like typical americans?

I was also behind them at the border and they were all talking about how the one guy must be pretty good looking for a stripper to offer sex.
I just kept to myself and grinned. They'd probably be pissed if they knew they were in the bastion of tijuana pussy and didnt get laid for less than a night at the overpriced US stripclubs they most undoubtedly frequent.

also, on the way back to the border had a ratero pull a good move on me..he came up and started offering a place to get a massage and instead of letting me walk past him, he pulled a 180 and walked in the same direction as me as if I had agreed to follow him. I pulled a U'ie and a doorguy yelled "dont be scared little boy"...me, alone in TJ, scared? after some fuckhead with obvious gang tattoos and no good intentions tried to pull a fast one on me..nawww...

anyway... if you like feeling like a sicko step dad or a non-fag priest..go for fernanda.. otherwise dont waste your time.
also posting this on TJA, so sorry for the "double" if you go there.