Borissa 382-1582

[ray- b]

Since you bone heads managed to kill the other thread on her I thought I'd start a new one with a review.

$80.00 big deal. I've spent twice that amount for a quarter of the service I got recently. I ain't gonna say when I was there because I'm in cognito don't you know! Besides if you lived with my wife. You'd see that $80.00 is a bargain. I can't go to the bar and get a girl to feel me up after spending $100.00 in drinks on her. The last time I started dating my boss's secretary it cost me around $300.00 in meals and $200.00 in gifts before I got her to grab hold of my pecker never mind stick a finger in my butt! Mind you the wife did all that for free on our very first date in the park. I miss that! 30 years later she's turned into such a cow and weird too! The other day she asked me to pull out the kitchen counter to find her dead ferret. What's it gonna change? And now I'd be stuck with 2 days worth of work! And I know she's gonna stand in the kitchen doorway and tell me I'm doing it wrong! By the Way febreeze in the blue bottle will mask the odour of a rotting ferret!

I booked an appointment with Borissa to get away from the mad cow disease at home. You can't imagine the fight we had about that kitchen counter. What a F*cking lunatic. Anyways I heard that Bori had a nice rack and gave amazing Hj's and great massages to boot.

She was real sweet on the phone. I got a bonner just listening to her accent on the phone. What? I'm a dirty old man! I took triton's directions to the place and easily found it. I got there early and held out in the corner store for a while till it was time for my appointment.

Inside, her place looks like mine. A bit of a disaster waiting to explode but kind of under control. Big deal. I wasn't there for the decorations. The room was clean, the table solid, the neighborhood quiet except for all the G*ddamn rain. And butt naked on the table face down I almost went to sleep. The massage is the best I ever had. It beat out those expensive straight salons. It easily beat out Spa Diva but then again a 3 year old cocker spanial with a fly swatter in its teeth could give a better massage than the kids at Spa diva!

All joking aside 'cause for a minute I'm gonna get serious here. I'm in pretty good shape for a guy my age. And I like to work out and swim and chase cars. So when I hear about a place that gives a good massage of any kind I like to try em out. Bori there gave me one hell of a rub down. She explained things to me about my muscles I didn't know and I really don't care as long as she does it again. The whole package from beginning to end is one of the best I've had. The hot towels, the products she uses, her technique as a masseuse and her charm are all top shelf for me.

Back to the part in the middle of the massage where she asks you to turn over. I almost refused because I didn't want her to stop massaging my legs! The way she discreetly worked her way to my only friend in the world and my worst enemy left me wondering why I was still married. And that ruined the experience! I thought about the mad cow disease at home for a moment. But as soon as she got me to attention all thoughts were on Bori and her hands. At that point I didn't want to disappoint her. And held out long enough to watch her sweat over my friend but not to the point where she was getting fed up. And I blew a gusher for her on cue. Her reaction was like this girl I knew in highschool who had never seen a guy cum. It was the look of surprise and that ting of excitement that wanted me to ask her to do it again. "Make me cum again baby!" If only I was 15 again.

Bottom line I'd go back in a heart beat. Her service is professional and friendly. She puts you at ease and I feel like I've known her all my life. Yeah sure i would love to get a hold of her jugs and bang the ass off of her. And sure she'd be a perfect candidate for a Russian style release and all that. But I can find that anywhere. But a great massage has been hard to find. Bori has all the trimmings you'd find in a very expensive Spa without the price and decorations. Because after all what do I care about wall paper and cheap imitations of roman art?

Bori you got my vote and well worth the wait, I'll be back.

 

[Pompal 09.]

haha!

You sure have a way to describe things!
I had the opportunity to meet with Borissa. Indeed, she's as advertised , an unbelievable massage therapist and a very nice person. She can talk about almost anything, which to some might be a problem! (especially for you non-talkers).

All in all, she's fantastic. Having gotten bored with the other stuff, when i'll need a straight massage...Borissa will be the one.

 

[mazy_bird]

You crack me up, man! Next time I see Borissa, I'll think of my version of the mad cow disease so I can hold out longer. She is a gem.

 

[EatDaCakeAnnieMay!]

Thanks frombehind! Very entertaining post.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I just wanna know if the 80$ is all inclusive or is the tip expected on top of that. not to reignite an old debate but I would have liked 60 +20 tip. not giving a tip is like telling the mp "your service is nothing to rave about" eventhough it could be the best you have ever had. not giving a tip makes feel cheap but 80+tip=too much for me.
do you guys think it is ok not to tip her, would she get offended? did anybody see her and not tip and did she look upset about it?
my last question is about the receipt, it might be stupid, but i will ask anyways: does she give a receipt for 80 or 60 (20 tip implicit)?

Thanks a million.

 

[EPIC FAIL]

Hey From Behind. Sounds like your wife and mine are long lost sisters? Is she adopted and from Iowa? Great post cheers

 

[sexy_solo2]

Does Borissa allow access to the fun bags? Is she a YMMV type or is she pretty strict about no touching her?

 

[Lincoln6]

does borissa issue insurance receipts?

 

[heather123]

yes she does, 80 on the receipt. and if you tip she can include it as well if you wish.

 

[thatlaurengirl]

she is definetely not YMMV and clothes don't come off but I don't know if she'll allow you to caress her respectfully. Anyways, people go see her for her terrific therapeutic massage(release included in the middle of the session), but if you're looking to get some mileage, you'd better go somewhere else, otherwise be respectful and you should have your healing treatment.

there is another thread about her here and others in montrealmassage.ca (user the search function): http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=12515&highlight=villeray

 

[Baby Bean]

Borissa,

I have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing your services, I have however met with Alea some time ago.

As one business person to another I have to say that your post has to be the most intelligent insights posted here by a provider.

Thank you for sharing and looking forward to our paths crossing one day.

 

[Midnight Rider]

Borissa,

Please understand that I bear you no ill will, we have never met and I personally don't care what you charge, it's your business you are free to do as you see fit.

BUT you posted on your own free will so I would like to say that I find fault with a lot of what you have written, like raver said most people do not have the luxury of not declaring 100% of their income, also many people who work regular 9-5 jobs don't have insurance so who exactly do you want them to declare the money the spent on massages to???

A few other points:

If you will only be able to work 5 years before being forced into retirement due to arthrtits or osteoarthritis from giving massages - How do construcion workers or garbage men or mechanics do??? Please these people work 20-30 years doing 8 full hours of manuel labour a day...

Everyone who works and has children must pay day care or for a babysitter - Do you think the rest of us have a secret free place we leave our kids every day???

Everyone pays rent and hydro (some of us pay for it at home AND for our office)

When I get sick I don't work either...

4% is NOT a gift - the 4% is money you earned that was held back and then given to you when you take time off (basic explanation)

Anyway I don't not wish to argue with you and it is a free country (well somewhat free) so I believe you should charge what ever you want, I simply wanted to point a few things out to you that you may not be aware of. If you are turning customers away the there is no need for any justification.

By the way "Massage addict"??? what a lovely term for your prospective clients, and there is no "secret agreement" that I am aware of...

Spin

 

[Nathaniel G]

uhhh right here:






OK bad example how about factory workers, landscapers, warehouse workers, etc...

I already stated clearly that I feel you should be able to charge whatever you want per hour (I do) I just don't understand the need to justify your rate increase here??? You didn't provide a valid reason and YOU DON'T HAVE TO - But you start off your post by implying that massage addicts are secretly out to get you??? If a client asks you to bargain your price just say no to him (its human nature people try to bargain for everything).

 

[?My HeAD Is IN De ClOuDS?]

Hi Bori,
I have insurence and I have to pay for them.
This is no gift,so is the 4%.
I get up every day of the week for my job.Work like a mule for 8 hours a day,40 hours a week,50 weeks a year.
I often feel sore and bruise because of my job.
Work day and night shifts all year long.
I, as well as most regular joes here, have bills too.Some of us have to spend $ related to our jobs i.e.:tools,clothes,shoes,transportation,ect...
When I feel sick and miss a day,no pay.
Almost 50% of my total income is eaten up by taxes,insurences,union,rentes du quebec,assurence chomage,ect...50%!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine,let's say,out of your 4 daily clients,2 of them you've done for free?
A lot of us feel exactly that way.
Yet I never seen any mp feel sorry for me.They never feel guilty asking a brownie for an ''hour''.(not talking about you here,btw)
I've been told to shut up and put up more than once on this very board,and in not too polite manner.
So it's kind of hard for us massage addicts to feel sorry about some mp's who makes in a couple of days what we make in a week.
But you didn't want to make us cry with your post,neither did I.
I feel a lot more sorry for those who work their asses off in those sweat factories at 8$/hour.Or those who work at WAL-MART,Mcdonald at 9$/hour.
This is no conspiracy,everybody tries to tug the towel on their side.Clients-mps.Unions-companies,owners-tennants,boss-employees ect...
It's human nature to try and get the most for the least.
If you don't want to deal,it's fine.Just don't blame those who do want to bargain down the prices,some mp do bring their prices down for options,given the right sales pitch.
Oh well,just my 2¢,I still respect you though
Asta la proxima!

 

[Paige A.]

This is very inaccurate.People will never try to BARGAIN in a multi-national like McDonald's or a large chain like Provigo and yet the multi-nationals and the large chains habitually have the greatest mark-ups and lowest salaries.People will try to take advantage of the small mom and pop or one person operation by BARGAINING because they feel superior,that they will actually make a difference to the bottom line,that the owner has to take their offer to survive.This is false the owners that survive are the ones who politely show these clients the door.

 

[Tomz]

McDonald's,Wal-mart and other multi-nationals,chains pay less than $9.00 for an hour for clerical help.If you want to bargain down the prices be fair and apply the policy universally.When you have an $80.00 food bill at Provigo offer the cashier $60.00.See what happens.Try it and report back.

 

[Vanessa]

Well eastender no offence intended but you keep bringing up Wal-mart, McDonalds, etc... No one bargains here but that's because you are NOT dealing with a person in a position to bargain man.

The poor cashier has no power to bargain with you, if the register says 19.99 its 19.99 - c'mon.

How about buying a car or a boat these are big companies and you bargain with them all the time. People also bargain in small stores because often they are dealing directly with the owner who has the power to bargain back.

I'm sorry I really don't understand your point with all of this - I didn't say it was OK to bargain I said it was human nature - All anyone has to say is NO the price is the price.

Sorry for the hijack Borissa.

 

[Kelsey Ann]

Spin, you took the words out of my mouth.
There's many items you can bargain for;house,car,furniture ect...AND MP'S.
Some do bargain,some don't.
No big deal.personally,I don't like to bargain with mp's.I usually tip according to standard.
If an mp wants more,I stick to my gun(no pun intend).So no candy,no money.
A+

 

[Pompal 09.]

And overpaying.Sad to see that you have not figured out the how the game is played at each level.

New car = every dealer has his bottom acceptible price at which they make money(x).They know you want to bargain so they put the car on sale at x + y so as long as you offer more than x they come out ahead in the process and that is before they nail you on the options,financing and service contracts.


Small stores that bargain operate as follows.They will overprice the item by 20-25%.So an item that they will be happy to sell for $16.00 will have a $20.00 sticker price.You offer $15.00 they look hurt,the crocodile tears flow
and they offer to split the the $5.00 being discussed = you pay $17.50 or
$1.50 too much.

You really think you have a chance against a salesperson who has been playing the game for years.

 

[Mitzy]

Borissa. I would like to know where it is possible to reach you. I have seen the phone number, but as I will be going to Montreal the first days of August, I am willing to contact you for a massage (if there is any space available) My question is what part of the city are you located in or if you can give me address, it would be a lot better. By the way I enjoyed very much you post about your fees. I think it was an inteligent and direct message.