Blonde Extras Jodi on BGFE

[eloquent]

Im not really mad, I just thought it was a tasteless comment.
There are men out there who are really impoverished and its not funny to make fun of them.
Economy is very bad right now. I like all my guys, rich or poor. I care about all of you. Its not just the money no matter how much you think it is.
There is a reason Im doing this but its not just money.
Maybe I should have been a shaman lol.

 

[dru]

Verbal foreplay, I love it.
hurt me some more mama, I know you have in you.. para el campo yo voy a ver a Jodi...

 

[Smelly Cat]

In the current state of the stock market, going short is the king.

 

[jmsnjjmsn]

Cantinflas, usually portrayed as an impoverished campesino slumdweller of pelado origin, often referred to as the "Charlie Chaplin of Mexico.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantinflas

 

[beemom]

Is that your wish for Christmas?
I guess you don't believe those who say that size doesn't matter.

 

[shaggy133]

wow someone sounds angry. cant we just get a long.

 

[Giuseppe Orlando]

Why dont you kiss my white naked ass. Chucha, ya cabreas. That actually wasnt funny. Ni pinga para ti! Conyo.
I obviously am not the one for you as we realized long long ago.

 

[Wallace]

As a Low Income monger do you take Public assistance checks in trade for your services after I stick my A,B,C into your C,U,L,O...

 

[Freda]

On another note, where are my great guys?

pay day is around the corner!

 

[Georgina]

Yayyy I have an appointment. Finally, can pay this phone bill once I work again. The relief over one tiny appointment is apalling but everyone has it hard right now so its cool.
Opening the door to hot jewish guy, my eyes take in his awesome curly hair. Mmmmm I wanna dig my fingers into that hair! Dark unruly hair.
His honker is bigger than mine which makes me happy cause he probably wont notice my big nose then because his blocks his view.
He sits on the massage table.
I become uncomfortable and cross my arms in a defensive gesture. I see he does this because he knows its my domain and he takes the upper hand by sitting on the table before he is undressed.
Studying me casually he says, so Jimmy sent me to you because he thought you could help me.
So the long list of what I will "do" starts lol. I wish guys would just be natural and go with it.
Will you do X?
Sure.
What about Y?
Yes
How about Z?
Ummmm...yeah sure.
Can I blank blank blank while I blank?
No
Now, while you are performing x, can I do Y on you?
No
What about y and z together at one time?
Dammnnnn are you sure you can accomplish that, I ask him.
Im becoming suspicious at this point.

He suddenly pulls a bag out of his coat and pulls out blank and blank.
Now that we discussed that part.. can I put A on you and do B to you while I watch you doing C to yourself?
I raise my eyebrows.
Ok...how about we do x,y and z first and then while YOU do A and C to ME , I can put B on you and perform X and y at the same time!
I look at the phone bill sitting on my desk.
My pride wins out.
Ok buddy, You need to leave...sorry to let you down.
He lets out a huge roaring laugh.
Awwww, he pulls me in close for a hug... Im just messing with you Hun... Im kidding. Im a normal guy looking for a great massage. *Jimmy sent me, dont you remember Jimmy?
It dawns on me that I have been pranked. *Jimmy is indeed a client I have seen many times and he is a comedian with his own comedy show.
We have a good laugh over that one and I actually think its a pretty good joke but only because of my personal friendship with the other guy. I didnt suspect him because I thought it was another Jimmy the guy was mentioning at first.
So not only do I get half of the phone bill in one appointment but I get a nice tip too. Unexpected so its nice.
On another note, where are my great guys?
B2L.. casp, hopn, etc etc...where are you?!

 

[Justin D]

I dont know are you? Sometimes Im not even sure you are real. I wonder.

 

[iljwjelj]

Am I welcome, my fingers need some work...

 

[d_r_siva]

Oh you temptress you and payday is but a few days away.

 

[Woot!]

if i have to answer THAT... lol. Coming from a guy named MaleNympho lollllllll.
You guys have my number!

 

[Satan Claws]

so how do you want it?

 

[Chrisy]

Yayyyy, I have today until 4 pm and tomorrow 9 am to 8 pm, Friday 9 am to 8 pm again.
Someone get over here and give it to me!

 

[corvette!!]

Welcome back !

 

[afteteguita]

Working today guys.

 

[Joli]

Feel better Jodi.... better times are ahead (FOR ALL OF US !!!) LOL
Just continue being the rock for the brat.... she needs that.

 

[MarD.]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Except of course the part I'd add about not getting an appointment now....

Feel better.