Berlin May 2011

[Pompal 09.]

Nice to see you posting again Colonel, im thinking of another trip into Germany in a few months, want to try some of these FKKs

 

[Cinnamon Returns]

Great report. I didn't know you could get that kind of massage in berlin. I'll be sure to try it out next time.

 

[yessica]

I was in Berlin last week so here are my mongering experiences.

I tried to go to Club Elfen but I couldn't find it. I'm aware that it's above McDonalds but I just could not find the buzzer. Maybe I'm blind but I just could not see it, so I went to Club Mac, which is just a short stroll away. I found their doorbell no problem, the housefrau answered and led me into a dark and dingy room. She explained that it's fifty euros for thirty mins, including BBBJ. Three girls were presented to me. I selected Lusy, the best looking and youngest, but was informed that she was not available? Why show her to me then? I settled for Sylvie, a slighly rough looking Bulgarian, around thirty years old. She tried to put a condom on me straight away. I pointed out that I had paid for BBBJ so, with a sigh, she led me to the sink and washed my meat. I got pretty hard while she rubbed my prick with soap and warm water. She gestured with the palm of her hand and said "kontrol kontrol", which I think is Bulgarian for "don't cum in my mouth you sleazy bastard". She then inspected my cock from every angle for around a minute before taking it in her mouth for a sweet BBBJ, just as I was ready to cum, she rolled a condom on then bent over for some doggy style. As soon as I entered her gaping vulva she started all this corny fake gruntin' and groanin' that I found kinda distracting so I got her to finish me off by hand. This place was pretty sleazy and sordid, just like me! Not the best fifty smackers I've ever spent but not the worst either.

The following afternoon I pitched up at Ekstase Massage. There was only one bird on offer, Kamilla, a tall, slim and leggy Latvian around thirty years old. I paid ninety euros for sixty mins of erotic massage. After massaging my back for around fifteen mins she asked if I wanted one orgasm or two. What the hell? A man can't stand on one leg so I settled for two. What followed was an absolute ball blowing experience, a few body slides with her greased up titties over me before wanking me off with one hand and gently stoking my perineum, balls and anus with the fingertips of her other hand. The whole process was then repeated and my second orgasm with even more intense than the first. I certainly wasn't expecting to cum twice in the hour so this was a very pleasant surprise. I can't recommend Ekstase or Kamilla enough.

I would have loved to explore more options but time and money got in the way. Still, I love Berlin. I had a lot of good old fashioned fun and it was all done in the best possible taste!