Bank Teller

[VassileNupolopol]

I pop into the neighbourhood bank at 11:30 AM and WTF! No line up. I usually use the machine but I needed $1,000 to last me to Jan 2 and the machine only gives $500. I was the only one in the bank! I go up to the teller and gave her instruction to give it in $5’s, $10’s, $20’s and $50’s. She was a cute little package. 5 feet tall and under 100 lbs. Around 20 years old and really built (C’s) for a Chinese girl that size. And of course the joke about her bum looking like a 12 yrs old boy’s. I said to myself “she’s worth $200”! Went to Tim Houtons for lunch and did some chores but I kept thinking about the teller.

So I decided to go to Japan Shiatsu at 2524 Cypress St Van (1 block West of Burrard St near Broadway) at 2 PM. I have not been there for a few years now because I didn’t find the place (rooms) very nice. Parking was free and easy to find. I tried to open the doors and it was locked. Doesn’t look good! Rang the doorbell and waited. One minute later, the door opens and the girl just stands there not letting me in? WTF! It would have been better if she let me in to talk because anybody can see us if they were walking along Cypress .She is young and looks about 22 years old. 5’ 2” and 110 lbs and I give her a 6 for her looks (not as good as the teller). She said everybody is busy right now and can I come back in 30 minutes. I see she was dress in a brown mini skirt and a matching top. Very sexy and one look at her and you know she is not there just to give you a massage! Not bad so I asked for her name. She said her name was Kiki and I remember Ero list saying she’s Japanese. She said she’d take care of me when I come back in half an hour. I said sorry but maybe I’ll come back next week. I will try her out even though she has “carrot legs” which is pretty common with Japanese girls.

I drove around the block to Japan Constellation Acupressure (Happy Girl) at 1675 W. 8th Ave Van (1 block East of Burrard St). Parking was easy and I put an hours worth in the parking meter. Saw the mamasan and I said I want to see all the girls. She say they are all busy right now and they will be closing at 8 PM because it’s Christmas eve so some girls did not show up to work. She said to take a shower and wait 20 mins. I said if I take a shower, I wouldn’t be able to see the girls first? She then said come back in 30 mins. When I said I’d come back next week, she looked disappointed because she knows I’ll just go to one of the 6 other Asian places in the West side.

The problems in this area are most places open so late like 1 PM and they don’t turn on their hot water boiler until 12:45. I prefer something in the morning before lunch and close by so that I don’t need to drive to the East side. So I just went home to drink my eggnog and play on the computer. Don't you all start going to the HK bank to open up an account! And you’ll need to wait 1 week for my January report. Cheers!

 

[Alfredy]

I was hoping for a story where you ran into the same girl at a mp. Teased us.

 

[lilkat-ja66]

Yeah - I know what you mean about hot chicks working at banks. Many's a time I was hoping the female teller would provide "extras".

It is actually pretty sharp of such businesses to hire attractive, young women into such positions, makings the banking experience a bit of tease.

But whether it is thru a bank teller or in the bed - those girls makes us think with the wrong brain.

 

[Khan K]

For the intellectual mongers among us, it can be stimulating to have chicas who understand balance sheets.

However, if said chica has good accounting skills, then she may have to give up eye candy skills.

Some tradeoff huh?

Someone shared his nugget of the HSBC Teller girl, here's my nugget: I walked into an Aritzia for the first time and there were Asian spinners all over the place! They work there, they're paid to be eye candy, and not overly made up unlike the MAC cosmetics eye candy.

 

[badkitty1969]

Go to Yaletown or Kitsilano (especially on a hot, sunny day)....oh man!

Poondogger

 

[Wiz]

What are Carrot Legs?

 

[Bad Example]

It's short and stubby legs... kinda like a carrot...

 

[??? cam ???]

Some carrots are very long, instead for the stubby women I call them strawberry legs.

 

[ctea]

We call this phenomenon Elephant Legs...minus the wrinkles and such of course. Asian girls are generally shorter than average, and these kind of legs do make the girl appear to be shorter in height than expected. This is because the girth of the leg is larger than average for her height. This seems to be consistent throughout the entire length of the leg.

And contrary to what Taipan says, carrot legs are not as common as one would expect. While it does exist, and it seems to possess certain heridtary values specific only to Japanese girls, there's also a large portion of girls in Japan who look like they just stepped off the catwalk...slim, long (looking) legs.

I think the reason why "carrot legs" is so entrenched in our minds, is because it stems from the Japanese men's obsession with the whole high-school/sailor uniform. You can see it in some of their "amateur" porn. Having "carrot legs" made these girls appear younger/cuter/under-aged jailbait. Once these girls realized they had these traits, they flaunted it more.

Anyway, that's my theory. Happy New Year everyone!

 

[cnqaus]

Chinese and Japanese girls are not that tall except for those girls from Northern China. So they tend to have shorter legs which is fine if they are in proportion to their bodys. I don't like "carrot legs" because it's fatter or thicker than normal.

Japanese sailor uniform girls are cute because they are young and the skirts are mini's sometimes. But even when they get older and lose their baby fat, their legs are still thick. So some Japanese girls has this hereditary where they have thicker bones from the waist down?

"Carrot legs" is a Chinese expression.

 

[Down]

I believe that Japanese girls have thicker legs from riding the bicycle... It is very common for Japanese girls to ride their bike to the train station or to school.. and by riding the bike so much, maybe their legs become stronger and remain thick??? It's just my opinion haha...