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[CoRaZon]

Hey everyone,

I would like to save everyone here some trouble they might get into in the future.... I just tried to order a massage to my house from this girl Maria Jose...
Facebook account -> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1460683036 ([email protected]) ... Word to the wise, Avoid this one at all costs... she is a money hungry mega super bitch. She charges outrageous prices then when i tell her... hmm that's kinda much no? 300$?.... she told me to go Phuck myself and told me I didn't have what it took.... Let me quote...

Maria Jose
If you don't have what it takes, pls move on.

Danny
what do you mean if i don't have what it takes?
money ?

Maria Jose
Money of course, your problem since you don't have with it or not enough, otherwise you wouldn't you wouldnt ask for a change. I know in todays economy not everybody has what it takes.

1/
If $300 is a lot of money for you, than your are not my clientele.
2/
If you think at me as a normal "girl" additionally you are not my clientele.
3/
So use you usually terms don't pay or look in the sj streets to get a bargain.

goodby
PD
IF, only IF you ever write again asking for my service, never argue with me like on a jewish/persian market about money. Tha only shows that you don't have what it takes to be with me.

Thanks writing. Find out the next time,
I have to go now, doing a real business with even twice as much income as supposed with you.
Make your Reservation A.S.A.P. to make my schedule, since I'm well liked and busy. Bye bye

Then after a couple of exchanges... she writes this---->

Is it White Trash gringo what they call you or just cheap ass Mother Phucker? Mainly Both, right. Not even near thinking about Columbia, you poor drug head.

I looked at her picture and been with women 100000x hotter than her....
Please take my advice...I'm glad I didn't agree to her garbage prices..... avoid this one at all cost... she is a mega bitch and not even Tica... She is 10000% insane...
Hopefully I can save a few souls....
Peace
Danny

 

[nzzeimhm]

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But wait!! there is more!!!

1
a Canadian, even worth. Losers,called by gringos, right.!!!
2
you spend nothing, since you have nothing and have to argue about pocket money, Loser.
3
Do don't have any circle you piece of worthless WHITE TRASH.
4
Why ur mother never shut your Loudmouth down? Is it bc u never ever had any EDUCATION u cheap ass dumbfuck

if you are all into that kind of ridiculous treatment.... this is the one for you!!
LAter!

 

[xnxniddy]

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omg.... i think i just realized something....

2/
If you think at me as a normal "girl" additionally you are not my clientele.

Could it be a tranny???

 

[Mixer2]

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I don't know about all that, but dude, she gives a 600:1 exchange rate on dollars to colones!!!

 

[pratiksha]

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I don't know about all that, but dude, she gives a 600:1 exchange rate on dollars to colones!!!

LMAO!!! anyways, i guess that says it all....

 

[affaireangel]

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Maria Jose could definitely use an email jihad... what an idiot.

Check out these gems:

TRAVEL CHARGE
In SJ $25, Escazu $30, Santa Ana $40, Airport $45
Prices and services are subject to change. Exchange rate: 1 US$= 600¢ colones

So will she exchange dollars to colones at that rate?

CANCELLATION POLICY
… Please notify me of cancellations or changes at least 24 hours before your scheduled appointment.
Cancellations made less than 24 hours will be subject to full charge.

Pray tell how you plan to enforce that, MJ.

CLOTHING
… Most body treatments are enjoyed without clothing; :mrgreen:

GRATUITIES
… 10–20% tip are customary.
It's a matter of personal discretion and should reflect your satisfaction.

Anyone actually paying these rates should have their head examined.

mh

 

[Yogart n]

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[/quote]Anyone actually paying these rates should have their head examined.

mh[/quote]


[/quote]Anyone actually paying these rates should have their head examined.

mh[/quote]

Like is said.. . this girl is absolutely insane... I hope my message goes to as many people here.... would feel terrible if someone gets caught with this psycho...

 

[cazuefrn]

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What a nutcase!

Would love to see how she expects to collect full charge if someone cancels. lol. :mrgreen:

 

[Feeeed me!]

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What a nutcase!

Would love to see how she expects to collect full charge if someone cancels. lol. :mrgreen:

Maybe if like a couple hundred of us all made appointments over the next few days she would lower her prices?
Maybe even three or four hundred of us?????

 

[gymnast1414]

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What was she trying to charge $300 for? Remember, always pay AFTER. No matter what the service is.

I think I need a 90 minute sports massage for next week. :

 

[roezdugoiemixnejo]

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Anyone actually paying these rates should have their head examined.

mh[/quote]


[/quote]Anyone actually paying these rates should have their head examined.

mh[/quote]

Like is said.. . this girl is absolutely insane... I hope my message goes to as many people here.... would feel terrible if someone gets caught with this psycho...[/quote]


Lets cut to the chase - you didn't find her on "Facebook" - where - CraigsList?

Most guys - especially one's with a clue - know:

You don't have to pay anywhere near $300 for either a massage or a Phuck in Costa Rica - in fact, if you do you are pretty clueless - and really dumb

Speaking of dumb, why even engage this cunt - since so few of us would even consider such a service, at those prices, we don't need saving - but I think you need something....tell me you will start developing your own list of fucks/massage ladies - and stop with the phucking CraigsList, et al.

Using social media - with the exception of one chica telling you that her friend "Maria" is a great Phuck and nice person : : is unnecessary - and very expensive

For a massage and a pull, $300 is stupid, right :shock: :roll: :shock:

I can see why she responded as she did - hell, I don't know you and just from reading your posts don't like you : : Nah, just phucking with you

 

[Woot woot. (:]

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This is not a CL hooker
Not even a hooker in my book

Some of the prices are not that out of line ... for real massage

I am not going use her

I wonder what the OP asked her for

She is not in play... but gets naked...

Read the menu... guy is pissed cuz he did not get laid... The $ is spelled out...

Sure she went wacko ... but... stick your nose in shit guess what

This is as a case where the tica may not be a chica :shock:

 

[LADY V]

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I think what she is saying is that her prices are in dollars so if you plan to pay her in colones you need to give her 60,000 to equal $ 100.00 or 180,000 to equal $ 300.

 

[mom of twins]

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It's hard to book a massage with her, she keeps emailing asking me to confirm stuff and she wants my hotel phone and room number. :

 

[Jarnejabjeobe]

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From her website (Facebook):

GRATUITIES
… 10–20% tip are customary.