April - Club Yelena

[Sourkandy19]

Just happened to be in Dover the other night and decided to stop by Club Yelena. After seeing the website and being amazed at the sites gallery of who was working I decided to see for myself.

You have to love websites that show you exactly what you are getting.

Drove into the far end of the parking lot and noticed at the other end a shorter asian chick wearing a nice track suit. I had to turn and find parking and it looked like she was heading back into one of the doors near the end. I thought this might turn out good. I hoped she went into Club Yelena.

Found a parking spot and pimpwalked my way to the door. Opened the door minding my step making sure the door was completely closed. Made sure I heeded the sign telling me about the door and ensured I was sober and didn't come from the pub next door.

3 ladies on shift. I can't remember the names of the other 2. April came out and asked if I wanted a massage. I said yes but on second thought I should have mentioned that my library books weren't overdue. She had that look of that librarian from jr.high school or that aunt you see once in awhile.


***disclaimer*** Not really her. This picture is a little blurrier.


She told me to wait a minute and I hoped that something better was coming out. She was not young, hot or a spinner.

As always I perservered and when she came out again I started the walk of shame down to the room. That was ok until my fat ass couldn't get through the hallway where they had a washer and dryer set blocking the way. I lifted up my gut and greased my way through.

I paid the $40 for the 1/2 hour and imagined what time period the bathroom decor was built in. It was this light blue/purple outdated colour that just didn't go with the confederate shirt I was wearing.

Hopped into the shower which was clean. Grabbed the Comet and scrubbed down the boys. Dried off and back to the table where I was naked and just about to get on the table when she walked in. I was naked you know. She could have knocked.

So she comes in and starts applying oil on my back and legs. I say applying because that what it was. After the oil was applied to my back she applied it to the front. A little while later I was asked what else I wanted. I asked for a release.

A request for $80 was followed by a awkward silence. I told her great. I will just have a shower and be on my way.

I showered and was on my way.

I Am.

Not Felena It At Club Yelena.

SlimShady

 

[adios.beautiful]

As always, Great Review Slim!!!! And I thought you were "pot committed" when you went in the room. Way to have some principals!

Stud.

 

[nas88car 300 nice race #9]

No. She was the librarian.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Gotta hand it to you Slim...

According to Kosmo Kramer - "Librarians are Virgins..."

And this website is K R A P - No info on the occupants whatsoever - is this due to a LE crackdown or what? Calgary the PURE.

NO offence to the site author (bottom right corner) - AIS Inc.

 

[Randi]

I was a regular at CY for years until about a year ago. Saw Bailey exclusively until she retired, then tried Paris - no chemistry, then Charlene - OK, accomodating, but not Bailey. Then did my first FS with her - ended up costing $$$.4 for SSOG. That started my SP adventures and I found better deals out there for more service.

From some of the recent reviews, CY has gone a bit downhill since my Bailey days.

 

[Belly Jeans]

lol wtf is with the AIS inc? I think I should sue for patent infringement. Dragging my good name thru the mud.

 

[Nightlife Commando]

Like you don't drag it there already...

 

[?Who Am I?]

lol but atleast it is on my own accord

 

[cjakes]

Now that I think about it, what good name?

 

[Madd-e]

I too was a regular of CY when Jojo was around and for a bit after she left and Gina was around. Gina was a doll - was told she'd gone back to Thailand on holiday. Does anyone know if she's back somewhere else? I'd appreciate the info.

Yep, tried Charlene once but waaaay too much for an MP for FS. Not with the fantastic talent going through Calgary who offer genuine GFE.

DJ

 

[Cran]

I would agree. I have not ventured over to CY in well over a year, almost two now, but Gina was a fav when I did.

 

[raider nation]

I used see Kelly till she left

That is the hot kelly the was at 14th street and move to cy when it first opened


Then moved on to paris but kinda hit and miss so have not gone back

Plus mp thing is getting pricey