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The strip club scene here in Jaco is definately not up to par, and the reports stated are accurate. I have been to both here(Divas which is the one above Pancho Villas and Depelufos which is the old Hollywood) and would never go back. for the same reasons others have stated.
Now, saying Jaco is for Suckers, well that's totally false. Hey, sorry you had a bad experience in those places. They are known clip joints, but Jaco is far from a place for Suckers. The mongering scene here is great. If you know the whole scene here beforehand and the prices of everything before you arrive, there are no surprises. Seems to be thousands of alledged "Suckers" that have a great time here every yearand keep coming back.
Sorry your visit didn't go as planned. If you ever decide to pass through again, contact me for some good inside information on the whole scene here and perhaps you'll be better armed and ready, and have a great time.