Pompal 09.
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I stood on the corner wearing my pimp hat and cane hoping that this weather was not permanent. However, the forecast stated more cold weather. I looked down at my diamond encrusted Rolex and the date was December 2. Damn, it's winter according to the big hand.
I wrap my cape tightly around my pimptastic body; put the top up on my Lincoln Continental and decided to check out Anida Massage after all the confusion from previous posts.
I adjusted my Rose shades and propped up the feather at full mast and drove all the way down Deerfoot to Barlow. Quite the commute if you live in the NW. From there it was a few rights and about five more minutes. The place was located 5min behind the Roadking Truckstop and I was thankful my Continental was upgraded with full Navigation GPS. Obviously, this was an upgrade as is the velour interior.
I drive up the place and it's not well lit. I see signs of 'Waxing' and 'Facials' -- is Pimptastic walking into a woman's salon? Nah, the other reports say otherwise.
I grab my cane in my right hand and grasp the gold handle and waltz in. I see two women in the lounge area... one walks up and introduces herself as Lynn.
Lynn is bubbly blonde with a nice smile and demeanor. She quite nice to talk to and asks if I want the half hour massage or the half hour "full body" massage and smiles. I easily understood this code and put down myself for the full body... she replies half an hour is $60 bucks. She's not a spinner body, but I would describe her as full figured and with a great face.
I think about $60 bucks for a half hour massage real quick, but then Lynn reassures me with a smile that the "full body" massage is just as it sounds.
She offers to take my cape and cane and hang it for me while I take a quick shower. I immediately refuse stating that, "This cape holds my pimp power. If you touch it's virgin silk, then you will have the same pimptastic power that I do. Seeing as how you are not used to such responsibility, I must decline."
She looks at me odd and replies, "okay back in a second!"
So i lay down my precious cape and lean the gold handle of my Pimp cane on the wall next to my clothes and quickly shower. Hmmm.. lots of good amenities, I see the shampoo and the conditioner and things look clean. This place passes for legit like any place that I've seen.
Lynn enters shortly after and puts me at ease right away. She is quite personable and it's almost like she's your own therapeutic sports medicine therapist. The only difference is her WICKED massage. That's right... not only does she do a deep massage, but she listens to what YOU want? Oh lord, this is too good to be true.
After me guiding her "yeah, more right. Left.. now use the elbow... clockwise.. YEAH... that's the spot" . Her massage was good to begin with but she's extremely happy to take any requests that you want. My pimp knots in my shoulders melted away with her elbow and I was smiling face down hahaha.
Lynn then worked on my buttocks as I did squats at the gym earlier. Let me tell you all... STRETCH after you do squats or lunges, if not... see Lynn....she had me drooling I was so relaxed.
So then half an hour passes and I don't want it to end. Man, that was an expensive massage but it was good.
"Would you like to flip over?", Lynn asks sweetly.
I turn over and she starts the happy ending session.... sweet.. all inclusive with the "full body" session. That made me feel MUCH better. I thought that the fee was just for the massage... it was good, but hey I can't justify that much for a massage, lol.
So anyhow she uses lots of oil and begins sexy time! I opted for a topless and asked what would be a good starting point. She says, "whatever you want !" Hmmm... I used my Pimp ESP without words and conveyed forty.
"Okay, that sounds good", she replied without me having to say anything.
So Lynn pulls out these massive sweater puppets and that puts the Pimp-Man on high alert. It takes me another 5 min and the Shuttle Endeavour has left orbit.
All in all I rate her personality and service pretty high. Her happy ending technique is a little mechanical but guess what... you can tell her how you want it ... she has that "I'd love to please you attitude".
So next time, I will tell her what I like and she will do it. And so should you all.
Lynn is a gem so you guys should take the stroll all the way down there and see her. Obama says it's a good experience.
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L:7 (her face is really sweet and she's super nice and puts you at ease- great girl)
S:9 - She is an actual therapeutic masseuse. Ask her to use elbows to get those knots out!
A:10
Cost breakdown : 30min = $90 (inclusive full body)
Additional $40 Topless. (So total for half an hour topless was $130 all inclusive with massage)
So there you go, the price is a little steep, but I'm sure the massage was PIMPTASTIC. All in all, the prices are the same, maybe a lil higher than most, but they just figure you might as well include the happy ending as part of it up front. She is an extremely nice and has a great personality that is friendly that you can relax and enjoy your time with Lynn.
OH btw, She also offers duo massages with Jasmine. Havent seen Jasmine yet but if they both are this good... I will book them for sure?
I think the duo rates are 2x the regular rates (two chicks, twice the price)
But imagine the "full body" ending part of that LOL
Lynn is a great girl, check her out, all! Or I am not Pimptastic.
Go OBAMA!
I wrap my cape tightly around my pimptastic body; put the top up on my Lincoln Continental and decided to check out Anida Massage after all the confusion from previous posts.
I adjusted my Rose shades and propped up the feather at full mast and drove all the way down Deerfoot to Barlow. Quite the commute if you live in the NW. From there it was a few rights and about five more minutes. The place was located 5min behind the Roadking Truckstop and I was thankful my Continental was upgraded with full Navigation GPS. Obviously, this was an upgrade as is the velour interior.
I drive up the place and it's not well lit. I see signs of 'Waxing' and 'Facials' -- is Pimptastic walking into a woman's salon? Nah, the other reports say otherwise.
I grab my cane in my right hand and grasp the gold handle and waltz in. I see two women in the lounge area... one walks up and introduces herself as Lynn.
Lynn is bubbly blonde with a nice smile and demeanor. She quite nice to talk to and asks if I want the half hour massage or the half hour "full body" massage and smiles. I easily understood this code and put down myself for the full body... she replies half an hour is $60 bucks. She's not a spinner body, but I would describe her as full figured and with a great face.
I think about $60 bucks for a half hour massage real quick, but then Lynn reassures me with a smile that the "full body" massage is just as it sounds.
She offers to take my cape and cane and hang it for me while I take a quick shower. I immediately refuse stating that, "This cape holds my pimp power. If you touch it's virgin silk, then you will have the same pimptastic power that I do. Seeing as how you are not used to such responsibility, I must decline."
She looks at me odd and replies, "okay back in a second!"
So i lay down my precious cape and lean the gold handle of my Pimp cane on the wall next to my clothes and quickly shower. Hmmm.. lots of good amenities, I see the shampoo and the conditioner and things look clean. This place passes for legit like any place that I've seen.
Lynn enters shortly after and puts me at ease right away. She is quite personable and it's almost like she's your own therapeutic sports medicine therapist. The only difference is her WICKED massage. That's right... not only does she do a deep massage, but she listens to what YOU want? Oh lord, this is too good to be true.
After me guiding her "yeah, more right. Left.. now use the elbow... clockwise.. YEAH... that's the spot" . Her massage was good to begin with but she's extremely happy to take any requests that you want. My pimp knots in my shoulders melted away with her elbow and I was smiling face down hahaha.
Lynn then worked on my buttocks as I did squats at the gym earlier. Let me tell you all... STRETCH after you do squats or lunges, if not... see Lynn....she had me drooling I was so relaxed.
So then half an hour passes and I don't want it to end. Man, that was an expensive massage but it was good.
"Would you like to flip over?", Lynn asks sweetly.
I turn over and she starts the happy ending session.... sweet.. all inclusive with the "full body" session. That made me feel MUCH better. I thought that the fee was just for the massage... it was good, but hey I can't justify that much for a massage, lol.
So anyhow she uses lots of oil and begins sexy time! I opted for a topless and asked what would be a good starting point. She says, "whatever you want !" Hmmm... I used my Pimp ESP without words and conveyed forty.
"Okay, that sounds good", she replied without me having to say anything.
So Lynn pulls out these massive sweater puppets and that puts the Pimp-Man on high alert. It takes me another 5 min and the Shuttle Endeavour has left orbit.
All in all I rate her personality and service pretty high. Her happy ending technique is a little mechanical but guess what... you can tell her how you want it ... she has that "I'd love to please you attitude".
So next time, I will tell her what I like and she will do it. And so should you all.
Lynn is a gem so you guys should take the stroll all the way down there and see her. Obama says it's a good experience.
------------------------------------
L:7 (her face is really sweet and she's super nice and puts you at ease- great girl)
S:9 - She is an actual therapeutic masseuse. Ask her to use elbows to get those knots out!
A:10
Cost breakdown : 30min = $90 (inclusive full body)
Additional $40 Topless. (So total for half an hour topless was $130 all inclusive with massage)
So there you go, the price is a little steep, but I'm sure the massage was PIMPTASTIC. All in all, the prices are the same, maybe a lil higher than most, but they just figure you might as well include the happy ending as part of it up front. She is an extremely nice and has a great personality that is friendly that you can relax and enjoy your time with Lynn.
OH btw, She also offers duo massages with Jasmine. Havent seen Jasmine yet but if they both are this good... I will book them for sure?
I think the duo rates are 2x the regular rates (two chicks, twice the price)
But imagine the "full body" ending part of that LOL
Lynn is a great girl, check her out, all! Or I am not Pimptastic.
Go OBAMA!