Andrea @ A&E

[Edward]

I was looking at the forums this morning and saw that someone was asking about Andrea at A&E. I checked their site and was satisfied with her pics so I figured I'd TOFTT (hey, a Noob's gotta do it sooner or later).

After not getting a call back from VE (In was also considering Macee), I gave A&E a call on my way over and was told that Andrea was the only one working. I pulled up, finished off my clove, and made my way in.

It took me a minute for my eyes to adjust when I got through the door, so I just stood there rather than trying to stumble up the stairs like a drunk. When I got to the top of the stairs I saw that Andrea was just getting ready and I was greated by Krista (too bad she wasn't on the line-up) and she lead me to the reception area.

Krista then tells me that Andrea has an appointment coming in, Tyra should be there in about 30 mins, and Kimmy is booked up until 2. I asked when I should come back to see Andrea, but Krista suggested that I meet her first. Krista left the room and Andrea came in for a quick greeting and a handshake. Andrea's looks are ok, but it was her breasts that got me into it. She's not a spinner nor a BBW but rather someone that's comfortable.

After Andrea left the room, Krista returned. Again, I asked when I should come back, but this time Krista said that if I wanted to see Andrea that she'd put me in a room right then and there. I figured that this was rather odd and offered again to come back later but Krista insisted that the person was only coming to meet Andrea. Maybe it's just me, but I thought it would be better for their business if I left and returned after the appointment that was to arrive in mere moments. If I scooped someone's appointment, I'm sorry, this was not my intention.

After taking advantage of the 20% morning discount (I paid a brown and three greens for the hour) and signing a form "for accounting purposes", I was shown to the room. Checked the time on my phone and I got ready and laid down on the bed and Andrea came in and thankfully turned the heater on.

Andrea gave me a great massage and tried to ensure that I had a good time for both the massage and the FS. She would ask what I liked, if I wanted her to do anything different, etc.

Started with a nice CBJ, but it was rather short. She gave me an ok CG (my preference) but the massage table seemed a little small for it and it also seemed like she wasn't entirely into it. Part way through she got off and gave me a HJ for a couple of minutes before going back to CG.

After the FS, she gave me another massage for a few minutes and then it was time to go. I got dressed and headed out.

Now here's where my issue lies. I get into my car and look at the clock only to find that my 20% discount had also removed 20 mins from my time. It was 11:30 when I was put into the room and 12:10 when I was starting my car.

I'm not entirely certain why this happened. It would have been nice to have had the option of MSOG (which I've read others have had) and I wouldn't have minded paying a little extra for it either.

So, in summary:
A - 6
S - 4
L - 7

Would I repeat? I doubt it. For about the same money I could have had a much better time elsewhere.

Will a complain to A&E? No. I'll just chalk it up to experience and be sure to let all you pooners know that this place isn't all that it's cracked up to be.


Thanks for reading my first review.
- Noobilator

 

[Sailors Girl !]

Andrea @ A&E

.......and signing a form "for accounting purposes".............

Are you kidding me? What is that all about?

 

[littlest Pixie]

Andrea @ A&E

I had a session with Asia not too long ago (review should be on the first or second page). I didn't do the morning 'special' but I also didn't sign any form, and didnt feel rushed in my session at all. Knocks came on the door 5 mins to the hour, then another knock ~10-15 mins past.

Come to think of it they did ask for my name before I went in; maybe it's just a cursory thing so they can keep track of how many clients came in that day.

 

[gemini6187]

Andrea @ A&E

sounds to me like a secret list that cesis is compiling on the pooning faculty of vancouver. they've now got your name on the list. and beware the ladies at A&E are acting as undercover secret agents (ones who like FS).

 

[RANDALL]

Andrea @ A&E

Since no one else had to do this, perhaps they do this for those that take the discount. That would make sense to me for keeping the books.

 

[neale]

Andrea @ A&E

I did sign the form when i was there on last sun....it's just a piece of paper showing the amount I paid andways of payment (cash, M/C, Visa).

i didn't see any problems of signing it w/o my names or other details...but it's kinda werid anyway.

I will ask them when I go there again.

 

[dani]

Andrea @ A&E

Krista from A&E sent me a PM to resolve this issue.

I must say that I am impressed and should have spoken with them about this directly.

I will post on the final resolution after speaking with Krista directly.

-Noobilator

 

[Boomer Rat]

Andrea @ A&E

I signed some dumb form too... I saw Kimmy and Britta on 2 different occasions. I'd say Kimmy is better looking and offers better service. I was in for the whole hour with Kimmy as she did not rush things. Started with same lame small talk which I'm not into but whatever...then a massage, CBJ, more massage then onto reverse cowgirl as I played with her hooters as she bounced up and down. Ended with a nice warm towel.

Britta was in a hurry to get things over with. Some lame convo, then straight into a CBJ. I was out of there in 30 minutes and without FS even tho I paid for the hour. I don't really give a rat's ass tho, after I get my rocks off I just want to get the hell out of there anyway. I'll check out the hookers on the way home then do something more productive then paying chicks to get my rocks off for me.

 

[Jack S]

Andrea @ A&E

If you paid for the hour......then what was the reason for not having FS? Every client that pays for the hour has to get FS... Let me know...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Andrea @ A&E

'cause she just blew me for a while till I shot my load, then she took off to get one of those microwaved warm towels for me and after a quick rubdown she said 'ok I'll leave you alone to get dressed' as she bolted out the door.

I'm sure it's not the first time it happened and I'm sure it's not the last. I say who cares.. I got my rock off plus I was in home in time to catch The Simpsons on Dishnet.

If I were to get all flustered everytime a hooker didn't live up to expectations I'd have high blood pressure by now. Fuck it.. it's only money and only hookers..

Next time I'll just stick to Kimmy, that's all.

 

[selena luvz you x]

Andrea @ A&E

I have to say mustangjoe.. the "lame convo" is just me getting to know you a bit better.. im still kind of new to this so im sorry if it seemed fake, i can assure you it wasnt though. I promise if you ever come in again ill let you do the talking. I didnt really see myself as a hooker before either.. Anyway.. Have a good night
kisses Kimmy.

 

[Jenn]

I’m not trying to be mean, but a hooker is someone who I pay to have sex with. I paid to have sex with you so therefore……


And I’m a jon. Big deal.

Anyway, you're a good lay and I'd drop 2 browns for u any day.

 

[jeulo16]

Andrea @ A&E

After having spoken with Krista at A&E, it has become clear that it was a case of miscommunication.

I will be returning to A&E for another visit in the future and I am confident that it will be very pleasing.


-Noobilator

 

[wacky]

Andrea @ A&E

Yeah that was my appointment you scooped noob. I had called no less than 10 mins before you were put in the room and said I was on my way. I show up and low and behold now she's busy. Thats business, no hard feelings except for the one in my pants that went away while I waited the half hour to get in. Oh and Krista, sweety YOU can make it up to ME any time. Should you ever decide too. No grudge here, just a horn dog tryin to get alittle extra. HeHe HE
ps: Kimmy, I was comming to see you but dam your busy. I will be back