Alteza Massage 2017 Rosemont (514) 374-4040 www.massagealteza.ca

[Sal (yeah)]

What kind of shape is she in?

 

[nehkbet]

I meant that I saw her on the website not in person.

 

[Sunnyday]

Mya who's moroccon,Chloe who is half moroccon half quebecoise and Yasmina who looks might be middle eastern.Saw them on there website anybody tried these 3?

 

[Kenping C]

Jennifer seems to have gone in to retirement again or at least no longer on the web site.

As of Jan 02nd, 2009 http://www.massagealteza.ca/hostesses/

Darn.

Oh Well. Happy New Year people.

Just another year to see what trouble I can get in to and stay out of.

Who's with me?

- CWipes

 

[ixia]

I called Friday and set up an appointment for noon with Catherine and the spa. I liked her pictures on the website and figures I would give her a try.
http://www.massagealteza.ca/hostesses/catherine.html

I arrived just before noon and was greeted by the receptionist, paid the door fee and was escorted to the room. I was invited to take a shower, not that I needed one but figured it would be to my benefit to do so. The room was nice, clean and the towels ready for me. The room included a shower, spa and massage table. My only complaint was that the mats were wet and my socks got wet while changing.
After a quick shower, into the spa I went. About five minutes later Catherine arrived. The pictures from the website are accurate and she has a very pretty face. She asked if I had been there before. I told her that was from the states and travel to Montréal a couple times a year. I had been to Alteza a year ago and was looking to relax. She knew what I wanted, undressed and joined me in the spa. We chatted for a bit. Her English is excellent as is her French. Plenty roaming was allowed. It was a joy to enjoy her soft skin.
After about 15 minutes in the spa we dried off and went to the table. I was treated to a very nice massage with warming oil. The room has mirrors on the sides, so I could get a very nice view of what was going on (I need to loose some weight). Catherine on the other hand was looking just fine.
The massage proceeded and was enjoyable. General teasing below the waist was appreciated. Onto the flip, Catherine applied oil to her chest. While doing so, I asked if I could help rub it in, she happily allowed my request. Various positions allowed for more roaming and very nice views. Plenty of body rubbing was provided. When it came time for the pop, I was ready, relaxation was achieved.
The cleanup was provided by a couple of towels and a quick shower. After the shower Catherine was standing their like she was waiting for something. In my relaxed state I had forgotten to provide the tip. $80 covered everything.
I was very happy with my visit to Atleza and will visit when I am in town again.
On my way out I saw Amber; I will have to give her a try sometime.
http://www.massagealteza.ca/hostesses/amber.html

 

[Nelli]

Jennifer still on the site do someone know when she work

 

[*******Mel******* of DOOM]

I think Jennifer works when she is available, but I don't think she even knows when that is until the last minute.

But since she remains a fan favorite, they leave her picture on the site so that you check the schedule every day, every hour, day after day, hour after hour...

Hope that makes sense,

- CWipes

 

[Vishak]

But since she remains a fan favorite, they leave her picture on the site so that you check the schedule every day, every hour, day after day, hour after hour
NO SHES NOT ON THE SCHEDULE DAY AFTER DAY BUT HER PICS ARE ON THE HOSTESSES PAGE WERE ALL THE GIRLS HAVE THERE PIC

 

[misslabeled]

I didn't say that she was scheduled day after day. I mean they would update their site if there are modifications to their schedule, which may change within the hour...

I would like to see this place adopt a Carte Privilege Policy

votre 5 eme visite , la 6 eme est gratuite
after 5 visits, the 6th visit is free (just the entrance fee is free of course).

ps DON'T TYPE ALL IN CAPS AS IT IS ANNOYING...

- CWipes

 

[jumpxit]

As far as I know they do have the VIP cards. I believe you visit them 7 times and the 8th is free, obviously tips are taken.

 

[Quintus-Zadok]

Really! Crap! How do you get one? Do you just ask at reception?

- CWipes

 

[Marcus]

hi guys went to alteza a friday 2 weeks ago..

i really was a fan of tiffany before she left for almost a year! she came back and i thank god for it.

got there and 2 other guys were standing in the front door were the reception desk is... its a small entrance so it was like standing in line for a beer.. the guy infront of me asked for tiffany and i was praying that he decides to take another girl wich he finaly did after 5 minutes of reflexion.

when finaly it was my turn for the beer, i asked to get an hour in the spa with tiffany! the lasy said sure no problem follow me.

i was guided to this room with red walls..and a spa

she told me to take a shower. i was not given any towels....so i grabed one on the shelves next to the spa. The towel on the floor near the shower was sooooo wet and the floor was full of water.

thats was really a turn off for me. okay im not there for the floor so shut up and take a shower right? . after i get into the hot spa, when i say hot im not joking..really dawm hot.

stayed there for at least 20 minutes before tiffany gets in , i really taught they had forget me in the spa..lol

when she came in wowwwwwwww my heart almost stoped...i remembered why i came back at alteza...

she came immediatly in the spa and recognizes me and we start chating..
we quick stoped chating as she went for what i wanted.....

after 20 minutes of the spa she asked me if i wanted the massage, im telling you the spa was so hot that the mirrors were all wet...

so i said yesss lets get out of here..

the massage was good ( i asked for the thai) she knows how to do a good thai, not too much oil, just enought so i could really feel her nude body over me. the finish was amazing, that girl knows how to handle junior..let me say!

anyhow i rate this girl to be 9/10 for her looks and attitude

i rate the salon 6/10 for not taking care of me like im used to and letting me waste 20 minutes in the spa alone

will i return with tiffany? probably every friday

 

[Ryu]

Yep! Just ask when you arrive and she'll make out a card that they keep in a small file box.

 

[ELIZABETH C]

Moi je ne lui aurais pas donné une cenne!

 

[ds40959redft]

Le fait demeure,nous allons dans ce genre d'endroits pour relaxer,justement pour avoir la tranquilité d'esprit,ne serait-ce que pour un court moment(30-60 minutes),pas pour se faire intimider et engeuler.
J'espere que tu en a parler avec la receptionniste...

 

[Nelly]

Candy n'apparaît pas dans la liste des filles que tu as rencontrées chez Alteza. J'ai écrit à son sujet à l'époque où elle travaillait pour un autre salon. Probablement ma meilleure expérience dans un salon, une fille super et une très belle femme.

 

[applegrance]

I agree. Candy is very addicting which is both good and bad.

- CWipes

 

[Callie :)]

I think it is important that such unacceptable behavior be strongly exposed, so here is my contribution. Nobody deserves to be treated like this, and certainely not Corleone one of the most trusted and respected members of this board / Luvs-mssgs /
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KRYSTELLE from Alteza / Translation of Corleone's review /

I just realized that, lacking time, I did not write a report on a masseuse for 9 months, but it seemed important to write this one, since it concerns one of the worst massage experience I have experienced in recent years.

If someone was kind enough to translate it into English, it would be greatly appreciated. Writing reviews is not the only way to contribute to the community. Making translations when we have the time and skills, is another way of giving back to others.

Salon
When I arrived around 9:15 pm, I received a very courteous reception by a young Dominican who, incidentally, should cross the fence to become a masseuse, judging by her smile and her body that I could imagine under her clothes. As I informed her of my intention to take a session of 30 minutes, she offered me to choose between the 3 ladies of the day shift, all available immediately, or wait for the night shift composed of Yasmina, Kim, and Candy. In view of the photos she showed me, and since I did not want to wait 45 minutes, I decided to limit my choices to the day shift, Mya, Candy, and Krystel. Strongly influenced by my attraction to the Scandinavian type, I opt for Krystel instinctively. She is presented as Swedish, which is quite possible, aged 27 years, which is quite impossible unless she has burned the candle at both ends throughout her youth, which in both cases gives the same result: she seems much more than 27 years.

BTW, here are two unrelated observations that say a lot on the current state of supply and demand in the field of erotic massage.
First, an ATM, with fees close to robbery, was installed less than a month ago, which proves that the parlors must make efforts to fight the competition.
Second, none of the 6 girls were booked for the coming hours, which speaks volumes about the state of demand, and the effects of economic recession.

CV
I do not know and I don’t give a kcuf.

Description
Link to Krystel
32-34 years, 135-140 lbs, blonde, brown eyes
Krystel is still very beautiful and attractive for a woman in the early thirties. The only restriction that I would put to this description is that she has cellulite on the thighs and lower buttocks. I can’t unfortunately (or fortunately?) describe the top of her buttocks since she had a very short sexy négligé. I can’t comment on the rest of her body for the same reason.

Menu
By way of introduction, let me first explain the changes in strategy that I made for a little over a year, responding to economic imperatives or the optimization and reduction of my testosterone budget.

Unlike the financial gizzards of the planet, I had since the beginning of 2008 and well before anyone else, anticipated the collapse of the international financial system, the lower rate by the Federal Reserve and the economic depression which follows in 2009, blah blah blah ... NOT! On a more serious note, my new method is as follows. When I meet a masseuse for the first time I do not rent the room for 1 hour, but only for a 30 minutes session, and make it clear from the start to my hostess that I only want a $ 40 massage.

This new approach has 3 advantages.
1 - Not to lose 30 minutes of my time with an MP that it is not up to my expectations.
2 – To assess her spontaneous reaction in a situation where she realizes she will not make as much money as she thought. In other words, is her priority to please her client or simply to make cash?
3 – To limit my budget for more opportunities to meet more exceptional masseuses.

Not long after presenting her with my way of going with the session, the situation deteriorated rapidly!

Service
She first explained politely that she does not do $40 massage and her minimum price is $ 60. I very calmly replied that $ 40 for 30 minutes is equivalent of $ 80 for 1 hour (the price of a Thai), while I only want a massage with HJ, I will not touch her and she can be dressed mainly because I want to get acquainted with her before, in order to know if I will see her again for a one hour Thai massage.

One of the things I did not like is that –at that point– she started to talk in English when I spoke in French making no excuse of it nor telling me she would be more comfortable in her own language, what I could have understood.

Another sign of her hard to bear arrogance, is that she tells me that for this price, she will not even give me a HJ. I calmly told her that its not a problem and that, seeing the turn of events, I will simply ask the receptionist to send me one of 2 other available girls.
With that, she leaves the room, speaks with the receptionist and returns, and –in a furious tone– says she will do the HJ, but not touch her! I then explain to her that she did not understood what I had said and repeated that I do not want to massage with her anymore. She then puts herself right in front me, to forcibly compel me to remain on the table, in a manner any judge would call an assault. So I decided to take the situation with a smile and stay on the massage table.

The only reason I finally agreed to a massage with her, is that I want to keep good relations with Alteza and with several exceptional girls that work or have worked there. I think of Josianne, Coralie, or Jennifer, Tiffany and more recently and Taya. I did not want to risk being barred from Alteza to save $ 40.

Towards 9:35 pm, after at least 10 minutes of negotiations, she starts with a very average leg massage … 2 minutes later, she starts the HJ. At 9:45 pm, she exclaims TWICE, "so you're not going to come." Enough is enough! I give her $40 and I jump in the shower. At 9:50 pm I'm out of there

Comments
I am happy to have saved 140-75 = $ 65.

Final bill: $ 35 (30 min) + $ 40 (massage with HJ) + $ 0 (tip) = $ 75

Non Repetitur: - Stop treatment at the onset of symptoms

 

[T.O.Rider]

I had a similar experience in the past from another salon. The first time, after renegotiations, I swear she was trying to hurt me. Much like Corleone, I had to walk out with less money and unsatisfied before more damage can be inflicted. I won't mention the salon since I haven't been there in a long time. It wouldn't be fair for the current staff.
The next time (from another salon), I asked for another girl. Even though the 2nd girl was nice, I was soured by the early experience that I could not enjoy my time.
I think the best thing to do is to just walk out.

 

[Hannah B]

I saw Roxanne recently, and couldn't have left more disappointed. As soon as she walks in, she came across as cold.....maybe because of the language barrier? I couldn't tell you. She is very attractive, and has a great body.

I took a 1 hour Thai. Lying on my front, her technique is terrible. She'll put all of her weight on her forearms, using her forearms mainly, digging into your back. It was quite uncomfortable at times. When she did the body sliding, it was so mechanical and cold.

Then the flip. She did not get on the table at all! No body sliding while I was on my back. I couldn't believe it! The only access I had to her cute tits was with her standing on the side of me. She didn't get them anywhere near my mouth to get a taste, which I love to do, since I am such a titty man.

Actually, for the finish, she did get on the table, with her very hot ass in my face, but her body never touched mine. Her technique was very mechanical.

By far, the worst experience I have ever had with a MP. I don't typically quide them in their procedure, I just let them do their thing to really gauge how good they are. The only thing I will do is try to get as much titty action as possible, and I love a Russian finish. I felt she was so far away from wanting to please me that I didn't bother trying.

Face 8.5/10
Body 8.5/10
Attitude 3/10
Massage 1/10
Finish 3/10

Repeat? Maybe if hell freezes over.