Alley Cats & Serenity
Had to weigh in on this one: Avoid Alley Cats if you can. It seems cheap, but the "all inclusive" is just an hj, and it can cost alot more if you want anything more than that. Went there once, spent some time with a girl who was still losing her pregnancy weight (she seemed fine at first). She would barely touch me and made the whole thing seem like a negotiation instead of letting me relax. That experience put me off of MPs for a while.
As for Lotus, it's a little better cost wise and more like a regular MP, but you show up and are ushered into a room and joined by a girl (not of your choice) shortly. Standard rules and not really rushed (the shower in the room was nice, too), and comparitively cheap, but I'd rather have a choice of who I spend my time with. Better than Alley Cats, but (even in Surrey) there must be better places.
Can't provide any info on Serenity or Red Chamber, though, so I'd like to hear your two cents.