A Year in Review

[yung-goose]

Today marks exactly one year since I've began this new hobby of mine. I have reviewed most of the girls before so I won't go into details but instead will tell you one thing I will always remember them by or the session by.

I started my hobbying at Allure. As a novice I did not know of all the extras that were on offer so I was merely doing a brisk walk out of the gates.

Madison @Allure: The first MPA I ever saw. Incredible sensuality. Beautiful women. She unfortunately no longer works there and I do not know whether she has left the industry or not. Regardless, she holds a special place in my heart due to being my first and thus will always remember her. Had 3 wonderful sessions with her.

Summer @Allure: Nothing crazy about this session but I'll never forget her as she smelled EXACTLY like my favourite airlines cabin. Emirates. Weird, yes, Got me off? Fuck yes. Only one visit.

At this point I wanted to see Madison again but she had disappeared My session with Summer was good but not enough for repeat and thus I began my search for other Establishments. I landed myself at SRM.

First off, when I walked into SRM it was a shock. Place looked like a Toronto nightclub. Huge upgrade from Allure. Easily one of the best facilities.

Sienna @SRM: 32D-24-44. Yes. Will. Always. Remember. That. One session with this german beauty.

Aaliyah @SRM: This is the women that promoted me from novice to advanced beginner. I'll never forget her because she walked in, gave me a hug and then said "Do you want a massage today or not because personally I'd rather just suck and fuck". There was no way I was denying this Egyptian Goddess. Lost my spa virginity a second time that night. One session with this women.

At this point my mind was scrabbling, I was in my car thinking did that really just happen? Did I just fuck an MPA. I go home, open my laptop and scavenge the inter web and I found the door to Narnia aka MassagePlanet. All my burning questions were answered and all my burning desires were about to be fulfilled. Next stop, Premier Spa.

Madison @Pure: Booked an hour. So fucking excited. Like a little kid going to the candy shop for the first time. I will always remember Madison because she is the one that got me hooked. Stroked my cock and my ego like no other before. Have seen her twice.

Pamela @Perla: Unfortunately she has left the industry, but I am forever grateful for the time spent with her. You ever scroll through Instagram and see a sexy as fuck blonde wearing a bikini on a beach and you get an instant hard on. Yea she's one of those. I will never forget because she is the first MPA that I ever DATY. Before it was always about me me me. But I could not resist the opportunity to please this women. Spent 4 sessions with her.

At this point in time, I began flip flopping back and forth between SRM and Premier.

Leanna @SRM: I will never forget her because my celebrity fantasy was fulfilled. I got to fuck Jessica Alba. Sorry, I got to fuck Jessica Alba with a better pair of Ass and Tits. Only saw her once because I convinced myself I will fall in love with this women if I see her again. I think I'm ready to fall in love. Im gunna go see her soon.

Jordan @SRM: I will always remember her because she had the GREATEST ASS OF ALL TIME NO FUCKING BOOST. Fight me if you think otherwise pussy. She didn't let me smash tho...after 2 visits I called it quits. Never saw that ass again.

Gabriella @Pure: I will never forget her because I can't remember anything from this session anymore LOL. Like zero. And FYI I was sober. Never saw her again.

Nina @Pure: Expectations were sky high. Had read so many good reviews about her. And could never book her. It was a freezing night in January that I got the chance to see her. An ice-storm had enveloped Toronto so I am guessing many had cancelled there appointments. I called and she was available and I didn't want to pass on the opportunity so I missioned over. Glad I did. I will never forget her because she had the most exotic face I had seen. Beautiful. She said it was a mix of Japanese and Jamaican. The world needs more Japanicans. Unable to book her since.

Claire @Pure: I will never forget her because it was the first session I left a tad bit disappointed. Still busted a nut so can't complain but she just wasn't my MCOT. She's completely fine looks wise its just her pics don't do her justice. Her pics made her seem like my ideal women. I did not find my ideal women that day. Never saw her again.

Tia @SRM: I will never forget her because the condom broke while I was inside her right as I busted. Yea I took a month vacation after this. Got tested twice. Was cleared for takeoff. Never saw her again.

Alexis & Noelle @SRM: First duo I booked. Hadn't seen any of these women before so yea I was feeling adventurous and horny. Turned out I know Noelle in my personal life. Friend of a close friend. We agreed to turn this duo into just a regular session. Noelle left, and Alexis left 30 mins after getting railed by my cock. Will always remember this session lol for obvious reasons. Saw neither of them again...at the spa lol.

Natalie @Pure: Literally the exact same scenario as Claire. Pics had me fucking hard for days so I had to find out for myself. Not MCOT. But good looking women. I don't want to remember her lol not because she's bad but because of my naiveness and letting pics fool me twice. Shame on me. Never saw her again.

Alexa @Pure: Ever wanted to fuck a girl but you cant because like the bro code says no? Yea well Alexa was my way around that. She looked exactly like my close friends ex-girlfriend. Will always remember her because I fulfilled a fantasy that day with no repercussions. And no I wasn't saying my friends ex-girls name in my head you sick fucks LOL. Never saw her again.

Kyra @SRM: I remember most things about this session but none of them are worth telling you about lol. Nothing bad about her, cute spinner but like trust me just the most regular session of all time. Never saw her again.

At this point, it fully has become a hobby. Not something I do because I'm horny but because its on my schedule. I am now a full time hobbyist. Pure Thursdays and Perla Fridays. Woo-Hoo!

Sienna @Perla: I will always remember her because her head kept fucking bouncing off the side rail as I was pounding her. Never been so amused and horny at the same time. I hope she got checked for concussion symptoms afterwards LOL. Cute GND Italian tho, will be back to smash her pussy and brains LOL.

Daisy @Pure: Felt like royalty. Never got to witness but id imagine King Arthur got his cock sucked the way I did with Daisy. Will never forget her because she made me feel like a fucking King. Whenever I accomplish a life goal I'm gonna go and celebrate with Daisy's lips around my erect penis if she is still around.

Katie @Pure: I'll TOFTT and marry this girl. No need to thank me LOL. I will always remember everything about this girl. Seen her multiple times and if I have my way will be seeing her a lot more.

And that concludes the year for me gents. There are two other ladies, that I did not mention but have seen them multiple times. They know about the boards and don't like being reviewed so I have kept their wish.

Wish me luck on another year gents. Will be visiting Flirt and Seduction this year hopefully.

 

[Farm Gate]

This is epic bro. Good job.

 

[vanelric]

Happy hobbyversary. Would love to check out Leanna @ SRM but damn I ain't goin all the way out there lol. Wish I could've had a session with Pamela she sounds like my type

 

[Proitalian1234]

Today marks exactly one year since I've began this new hobby of mine. I have reviewed most of the girls before so I won't go into details but instead will tell you one thing I will always remember them by or the session by.

I started my hobbying at Allure. As a novice I did not know of all the extras that were on offer so I was merely doing a brisk walk out of the gates.

Madison @Allure: The first MPA I ever saw. Incredible sensuality. Beautiful women. She unfortunately no longer works there and I do not know whether she has left the industry or not. Regardless, she holds a special place in my heart due to being my first and thus will always remember her. Had 3 wonderful sessions with her.

Summer @Allure: Nothing crazy about this session but I'll never forget her as she smelled EXACTLY like my favourite airlines cabin. Emirates. Weird, yes, Got me off? Fuck yes. Only one visit.

At this point I wanted to see Madison again but she had disappeared My session with Summer was good but not enough for repeat and thus I began my search for other Establishments. I landed myself at SRM.

First off, when I walked into SRM it was a shock. Place looked like a Toronto nightclub. Huge upgrade from Allure. Easily one of the best facilities.

Sienna @SRM: 32D-24-44. Yes. Will. Always. Remember. That. One session with this german beauty.

Aaliyah @SRM: This is the women that promoted me from novice to advanced beginner. I'll never forget her because she walked in, gave me a hug and then said "Do you want a massage today or not because personally I'd rather just suck and fuck". There was no way I was denying this Egyptian Goddess. Lost my spa virginity a second time that night. One session with this women.

At this point my mind was scrabbling, I was in my car thinking did that really just happen? Did I just fuck an MPA. I go home, open my laptop and scavenge the inter web and I found the door to Narnia aka MassagePlanet. All my burning questions were answered and all my burning desires were about to be fulfilled. Next stop, Premier Spa.

Madison @Pure: Booked an hour. So fucking excited. Like a little kid going to the candy shop for the first time. I will always remember Madison because she is the one that got me hooked. Stroked my cock and my ego like no other before. Have seen her twice.

Pamela @Perla: Unfortunately she has left the industry, but I am forever grateful for the time spent with her. You ever scroll through Instagram and see a sexy as fuck blonde wearing a bikini on a beach and you get an instant hard on. Yea she's one of those. I will never forget because she is the first MPA that I ever DATY. Before it was always about me me me. But I could not resist the opportunity to please this women. Spent 4 sessions with her.

At this point in time, I began flip flopping back and forth between SRM and Premier.

Leanna @SRM: I will never forget her because my celebrity fantasy was fulfilled. I got to fuck Jessica Alba. Sorry, I got to fuck Jessica Alba with a better pair of Ass and Tits. Only saw her once because I convinced myself I will fall in love with this women if I see her again. I think I'm ready to fall in love. Im gunna go see her soon.

Jordan @SRM: I will always remember her because she had the GREATEST ASS OF ALL TIME NO FUCKING BOOST. Fight me if you think otherwise pussy. She didn't let me smash tho...after 2 visits I called it quits. Never saw that ass again.

Gabriella @Pure: I will never forget her because I can't remember anything from this session anymore LOL. Like zero. And FYI I was sober. Never saw her again.

Nina @Pure: Expectations were sky high. Had read so many good reviews about her. And could never book her. It was a freezing night in January that I got the chance to see her. An ice-storm had enveloped Toronto so I am guessing many had cancelled there appointments. I called and she was available and I didn't want to pass on the opportunity so I missioned over. Glad I did. I will never forget her because she had the most exotic face I had seen. Beautiful. She said it was a mix of Japanese and Jamaican. The world needs more Japanicans. Unable to book her since.

Claire @Pure: I will never forget her because it was the first session I left a tad bit disappointed. Still busted a nut so can't complain but she just wasn't my MCOT. She's completely fine looks wise its just her pics don't do her justice. Her pics made her seem like my ideal women. I did not find my ideal women that day. Never saw her again.

Tia @SRM: I will never forget her because the condom broke while I was inside her right as I busted. Yea I took a month vacation after this. Got tested twice. Was cleared for takeoff. Never saw her again.

Alexis & Noelle @SRM: First duo I booked. Hadn't seen any of these women before so yea I was feeling adventurous and horny. Turned out I know Noelle in my personal life. Friend of a close friend. We agreed to turn this duo into just a regular session. Noelle left, and Alexis left 30 mins after getting railed by my cock. Will always remember this session lol for obvious reasons. Saw neither of them again...at the spa lol.

Natalie @Pure: Literally the exact same scenario as Claire. Pics had me fucking hard for days so I had to find out for myself. Not MCOT. But good looking women. I don't want to remember her lol not because she's bad but because of my naiveness and letting pics fool me twice. Shame on me. Never saw her again.

Alexa @Pure: Ever wanted to fuck a girl but you cant because like the bro code says no? Yea well Alexa was my way around that. She looked exactly like my close friends ex-girlfriend. Will always remember her because I fulfilled a fantasy that day with no repercussions. And no I wasn't saying my friends ex-girls name in my head you sick fucks LOL. Never saw her again.

Kyra @SRM: I remember most things about this session but none of them are worth telling you about lol. Nothing bad about her, cute spinner but like trust me just the most regular session of all time. Never saw her again.

At this point, it fully has become a hobby. Not something I do because I'm horny but because its on my schedule. I am now a full time hobbyist. Pure Thursdays and Perla Fridays. Woo-Hoo!

Sienna @Perla: I will always remember her because her head kept fucking bouncing off the side rail as I was pounding her. Never been so amused and horny at the same time. I hope she got checked for concussion symptoms afterwards LOL. Cute GND Italian tho, will be back to smash her pussy and brains LOL.

Daisy @Pure: Felt like royalty. Never got to witness but id imagine King Arthur got his cock sucked the way I did with Daisy. Will never forget her because she made me feel like a fucking King. Whenever I accomplish a life goal I'm gonna go and celebrate with Daisy's lips around my erect penis if she is still around.

Katie @Pure: I'll TOFTT and marry this girl. No need to thank me LOL. I will always remember everything about this girl. Seen her multiple times and if I have my way will be seeing her a lot more.

And that concludes the year for me gents. There are two other ladies, that I did not mention but have seen them multiple times. They know about the boards and don't like being reviewed so I have kept their wish. One of them I have become very fond of. Seen her 10+ times. Probably getting to close to her honestly lol but whatever.

Wish me luck on another year gents. Will be visiting Flirt and Seduction this year hopefully.

My god, I did not have the time to review your total experience, I did get a glimpse of what you were
Talking about. Keep in mind your experiences especially the ones that got you off are very superficial.
There are special women in our lives, that we will never forget. One of those women is the mother
Of our daughter. Lets be honest, this site gives us an opportunity to connect with beautiful young
Women. In the end what really matters

 

[OppaiLover]

My god, I did not have the time to review your total experience, I did get a glimpse of what you were
Talking about. Keep in mind your experiences especially the ones that got you off are very superficial.
There are special women in our lives, that we will never forget. One of those women is the mother
Of our daughter. Lets be honest, this site gives us an opportunity to connect with beautiful young
Women. In the end what really matters

If I remember correctly, yung-goose is only 22 years old.... he's all about having fun and superficial experiences right now. If I were his age and had the money, I'd probably be doing the same lol

 

[Sybarite]

There are two other ladies, that I did not mention but have seen them multiple times. They know about the boards and don't like being reviewed so I have kept their wish.

Great reviews thanks. How did you find out these two didn't want to be reviewed? Did you have some way of knowing everyone else was cool with being reviewed? Did anyone ask to be reviewed, or made it clear they would welcome a review online?

 

[Proitalian1234]

Great reviews thanks. How did you find out these two didn't want to be reviewed? Did you have some way of knowing everyone else was cool with being reviewed? Did anyone ask to be reviewed, or made it clear they would welcome a review online?

Normally, Out of respect I would ask the women in question if she would
Like to be reviewed, it turns out to be a 95% yes. But my guess is, it also has to
With the males (clients) demeanor.

 

[Potato]

If I remember correctly, yung-goose is only 22 years old.... he's all about having fun and superficial experiences right now. If I were his age and had the money, I'd probably be doing the same lol

If he is 22 and has seen that many girls in one year, some of them multiple times, he must be up to his ears in debt... I don't wanna count all the sessions, but just at a glance it looks like this would cost 10-20k for all those sessions, specially if he is getting extras at places like SRM where prices are sky high.

 

[fuccboi]

That's just for 2019? Holy smokes you must be loaded. I been seeing one girl a month this year, the most frequent I've ever been.

 

[luvnewpussy]

If he is 22 and has seen that many girls in one year, some of them multiple times, he must be up to his ears in debt... I don't wanna count all the sessions, but just at a glance it looks like this would cost 10-20k for all those sessions, specially if he is getting extras at places like SRM where prices are sky high.

Why must he be the debt??
Lol...what a assumption..you have no clue on his income ..

Anyway great reviews bro !!

I saw Leanne at SRM ..guys young goose is right ..this girls looks just like J-ALBA . But with a fatter ass and bigger tits. I paid 250 all in. It was only cbj and a little lfk. I wont repeat..but I can say i fucked J-Alba .

Also Flirt is a waste if time in my experience no milage there. At least for me.

 

[karlcox]

Also Flirt is a waste if time in my experience no milage there. At least for me.

I’ve received BBBJ from a few girls at flirt. One gave me a deadly PS and told me to bring a condom next time because she wanted to fuck me, but she disappeared 2 weeks later before I could repeat.

 

[yung-goose]

I saw Leanne at SRM ..guys young goose is right ..this girls looks just like J-ALBA . But with a fatter ass and bigger tits. I paid 250 all in. It was only cbj and a little lfk. I wont repeat..but I can say i fucked J-Alba .

I would never lead my fellow hobbyist astray!! Glad you enjoyed!

 

[c1000]

Now this is a review. Good stuff

If I remember correctly, yung-goose is only 22 years old.... he's all about having fun and superficial experiences right now. If I were his age and had the money, I'd probably be doing the same lol

When I was 22, I was wasting time and money chasing girls in bars and night clubs.

If I knew then what I know now, I would have just gone directly to the source.

 

[yung-goose]

When I was 22, I wasting time and money chasing girls in bars and night clubs.

LMAO im still chasing women in real life!! My games actually gotten better since iv started hobbying lol

 

[Onyourface1]

Now this is a review. Good stuff


When I was 22, I wasting time and money chasing girls in bars and night clubs.

If I knew then what I knew now, I would have just gone directly to the source.

Exactly. So the kid has money to play, then play. This reminds me of the threat about buying gifts for mpas. Let us spend our extra money however we want. Some of us have more to play with, don't hate. If you are in a budget that's fine also. Play within your means. Just enjoy the pussy when you get it!

 

[Philcarter690]

I would never lead my fellow hobbyist astray!! Glad you enjoyed!

I would like second that. I’ve seen a girl you reviewed and I enjoyed my session. Everything from your review was accurate. I’m just waiting on your next reviews. Lol

 

[Philcarter690]

Why must he be the debt??
Lol...what a assumption..you have no clue on his income ..

Anyway great reviews bro !!

I saw Leanne at SRM ..guys young goose is right ..this girls looks just like J-ALBA . But with a fatter ass and bigger tits. I paid 250 all in. It was only cbj and a little lfk. I wont repeat..but I can say i fucked J-Alba .

Also Flirt is a waste if time in my experience no milage there. At least for me.

You did not fuck bro, based on your review you got a cbj which is far from fucking lol

 

[johnbuyba]

Now this is a review. Good stuff


When I was 22, I was wasting time and money chasing girls in bars and night clubs.

If I knew then what I know now, I would have just gone directly to the source.

exactly. i'm happy i'm not one of those guys going to the club every friday and saturday night desperate to leave with a drunk chick. why spend a few hours in a loud dark shitfest when you can visit a nice clean spa, get a massage and get off all in an hour? i'm happy not too many young guys are familiar with this hobby though. makes it easier for us

 

[BBlurker2018]

Thanks for the info
I got to see Sienna and Daisy they sound good and I have only heard great things about Daisy.

 

[luvnewpussy]

You did not fuck bro, based on your review you got a cbj which is far from fucking lol

What did you miss ?
"I wont repeat..but I can say i fucked J-Alba"