3 Weeks Stay in Vancouver = 5 Pooning Exp.

[Pompal 09.]

1. Yoyo @ Richmond
SHe was not bad looking, tall and very friendly. Her massages were decent and tried her best to make you feel good. During the massage, we talked about our life in HK (since i just came back from HK) and how she lived in Toronto for a few months or years. When i was on my front, she did a few teasing w/ mah boys and it was decent. When she was teasing, she asked if i wanted 40 more for HJ or 80 more for FS? I opted for the HJ as dats why i only crave for. ON the flip, she kinda massaged my front and then went straight to the main event. She was naked and encouraged digits. Nice girl, warm place, nice/CLEAN apt and overall good. She can be found in the GS, CL in other threads in eforum.xxx
L/S/A = 5 (discretionary)/7/7 . Donation 0.8 Repeat: Yah if i dun feel like driving out of richmond


2. Aleah (Hotstone) @ D/T
She was reviewed by Felixb a year or two ago and i alwasy felt intrigued to try but never had the opportunity or time to visit her b4 i left. So this time around, i really wanted the hot stone massage since i think hot stone comes along way in relaxin your body. She was between ok tonned body to a bbw. She actually doesn't look too ugly, cute kinda in some ways. Very friendly and greeted me w/ a hug and kiss which i was very happy about =) THe massage was SUeforum.xxx as she knew where to knots and pain were. She teased quite a bit on the boys to a point where i think she spent almost 10-15 working some different teasing than usual. On to the flip, unlike most girls, she didn't go tothe main event and massaged my front and then slowly worked her way down. Some touching was allowed but yah...she was only in her underwear. After the release, which was good, she kept on massaging w/ some nice scent which help me relax more. OVerall very very good but not a spinner or hot body person. If u want good massage, then she is somewhere to go. U can search her to find the number on eforum.xxx
L/S/A - 4/8/8. Donation = $.0 Repeat DEFINITELY

3. Wan Quan Spa on Cambie
This spa has been reviewed here on eforum.xxx many times and has been compared to HS on Granville. Even though i have yet to have time to go to HS, i think this place is good. Stella served me and people mentioned here that she could be in her 40s but she told me in Mandarin that she is only 24 and i wo'nt say she is far off as she doesn't look that old. The massage was like any other massage, good and not weak. Lil teasing but not that much as she was massaging the "groin" so yah. After the flip and some massaging, she quietly wispered in my ears that she usually doesn't help customers release and her boss doesn't let her. So she releases me which was pretty good and some lil touching was allowed since she wore those white lab coats, kinda weird but kinda turned on
L/S/A - 5/7/7. Donation = 0.4 (Room fee for 60 min) plus a tip by me 0.2 (which was a surprise as she was like what was this for? and i'm like i like your massage skills and she was like Oh)..hahah..so intotal 0.6. Repeat: Yah i guess when i'm feeling poor that month

4. Apple on CL (in D/T)
SHe has been reviewed her and even though this is not in the right section i felt the need to put it along w/ my other reviews since it's kinda stupid to seperate them all. There was soem massage? Neways, emailed her and got her info and got a time to book w/ her. WHen she opened the door for me, she said i was good looking and held my hand and went into her room. She hugged and DFK me right away while she took my clothes off. In the meantime i kept on doign the same to her and it was very GFE. IN to shower, most ppl on eforum.xxx said that the shower was part of the hilight of Apple. I have to agree as the shower scene was very good, kinda diff from the munmun girls. After the shower, we went right on to bed and did some few positions and she bbj to completion w/ CIM. I was thinking of COF (as she does it w/ no extra price) but it was too late and i totally forgot when i was on the edge. haha..i'm an idiot. Will be back in June to try it out, hopefully u eforum.xxxs dun drown her in cum haha. Overall, very good GFE attitude and stuff. Super nice, clean apt, as someone said, a indy micro.haha
L/S/A - 6/8/9 . Donation $.4 Repeat: Sure (since she said she wants to fuck me morE)

5. Carmel @ GS in Metro (Two philipino massage girls)
She quoted me for 0.6 for one person and 0.8 for two girls. Of course having studied in economics. i chose 0.8 for two girls. WOrht the money and only 0.2 more. I have never experienced two girls and the feeling was good. Quite coolz. Even though there was no teasing, the msasage was strong yet relaxin. After the flip, the older one, skinnier did most of the work (hjing) on the midsection while the other one , younger but chubbier assisted in playing w/ the boys and massaging around it. THe massage was good and after the flip, they didn't go straight to the main event and massaged around it while teasing it. Would I repeat, maybe since it's only 0.8. The only two things that kinda made me say maybe is beacuse when i was there, they guy friend was in the other room watching TV which made me uncomfortable and during the massage, they both talked SOOO MUCH, only when they started hjing me is when they stopped talking. Overall good if these two aspects were not there. THe older one seemed more energetic and likign what she does while the other one (since she only works at nite) seems uninterested
L/S/A #1: 5/8/8 L/S/A#2: 5/6/6 Donation: 0.8 Repeat: Maybe

So in the past 3 weeks, I'm leaving tomolow, my totaly Damage is: $$$$.6 (dats a whole new model cell phone) eh, watever

 

[Animal Craze]

nice rundown on the rubdowns, arabd.
thx.
l+s+a per dollar rates were, in order:
0.2375
0.2
0.316666667
0.164285714
0.2625

 

[ben a]

LOL ..now we even have an LSA formula, Snow?

 

[swingwig]

I feel for you, for a city with beautiful women and sp's you certainly did not get any of the lookers in your poon pool.

 

[Jerry Toad]

I think he did all right with Apple. She, IMHO, is above a 6 in L, has a killer body that would more than compensate for "a prettier face". Her attitude is her strong point. She really makes sure that you are VERY satisfied with her service.

Oh, and her DT BBBJ is to die for!!!!

The Dude

 

[skymodog]

well ya, but it doesn't take into acct the TYPE of service (r&t, r&t topless, r&t nude, touching involved?, bj, fs...). the S category is rated only within the boundaries of the type of service provided, so there needs to be another factor, maybe a weight assigned.
FIRST DRAFT:
r&t clothed = 1
r&t clothed w/ touch = 1.2
r&t topless = 1.4
r&t nude = 1.6
bj = 1.8
bj with specialty (bbbj, cim, etc) = 2.0
fs = 2.5
fs with specialty (gfe, cim, russian, etc) = 2.8
fs with greek = 3.0

this would change arabd's LSA/$ rates as follows (rounded, and i'm not positive about Carmel's service -- I used 1.4 weight thinking it was r&t clothed w/ touch, plus an extra .2 kuz there was 2 girls):
yoyo: .38
aleah: .24
stella: .32
apple: .46
carmel: .37

Apple was best deal? followed by yoyo and carmel, then stella and lastly aleah? does this sound about right arabd?

I'm dubbing this the LSA index.

 

[gutter_fly]

Snowmonger, you have way too much time on your hands. Nonetheless, creative enough.

 

[the old dog]

Snow> I think it's Apple, Aleah, Yoyo, Carmel, Stella

Dats how i would rate them in terms of overall. Some of course have better appearance than some but this ranking is based on what i think on "all things added together"

But thanx for the formula, it makes sense and yes..u do have a good creative mind and lots of time on your hand

 

[Patel]

Where in the Metrotown area is/are Carmel located?

 

[shereif]

Are Apple's boobs real? and how large would you say they are?

 

[Cypriot Princess]

All natural and a large C or D cup. Nice nipples, just the right size.

 

[Man Coon]

Patterson and Central (right beside the Patterson SKytrain station)

 

[da princess]

That's walking distance, so I wouldn't have to drive through the snowdrifts. Maybe I'll give the older one a try. Thanks for the info.

 

[zoroxd6]

I love the lsa index

So snowmonger, lets do a couple of what if calculations...

1. Micro with beautiful girl, gfe, 9/9/9 at a cost of 160

27/160 is .16875 and weighting of 2.8 = .4725

2. Normal sp, in her apt, 200 cost 9/9/9, gfe, fs
27/200 = .135 weighting of 2.8 give .378


So i think we might need to add a little more + factors...

ie: incall micro +.05, incall apt +.10 or something like that ...

whaddya think...cause sometimes i prefer a gfe with caucasian sp incall, and on other times i prefer the micro...but the rating here is quite a bit different.

Any suggestions?

 

[soum]

But then you have to figure in the travel factor -- the value of your time, gas, and wear and tear on your vehicle.
Formula, anyone?

 

[sexybutt]

The rating is different kuz you paid $40 more. That's the only difference in the 2 scenarios. I think the diff between micro and own apt is negligible kuz micro's are almost always in apts (sometimes townhouses...). Maybe you meant an AMP, which I agree are not as nice as apts.

Simplest way to factor in 'setting' I think is to add a point or two for a nice place, deduct a point or two for a dive.

Actually I'd like to divide the L rating into two parts: F and B (face and body). So for, say, Koyuki @ Tom's I'd give:
8/10/7/10 = 35/150=.233x2.8=.653
for Victoria at Julia's/Tina's/Jenny's/Apple's whatever it's called:
9/6/7/8 = 30 /140= .214x2.5=.536
for the r&t i got awhile ago:
6/5/7/7 = 23 /80= .288x1.0= .288

Hey this is working out about right... YCMV (your calculations may vary!)

 

[Pump]

I tried to get an appointment with Carmel, but unfortunately she is not available before 5 pm except on weekends -- precisely the opposite of when I wanted a session.

If anybody knows of a comparable massage provider in the same area who's available on weekdays, I'd appreciate a shout.

 

[Deckard]

All I can say is that there is too much thinking going on in here with formulas and *hit. If you want to see her, go see her. Don't spend the next 2 weeks figuring out if she is a 0.135 or a 0.745...

 

[Pompal 09.]

why don't i do what i do and you do what you do
and leave it at that.

 

[Naughty no more!]

It's all good...both ways are effective ways

SM's ways are more for the analyst and your way is more of the spontaneous ways..so watever...i think the calculation part is kinda funny yet interesting!~