2 Chinese ladies. 4 hands massage?

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So have any of you seen the ad for these two asian ladies that offer 4 hands massage for $100 for half hour, or $50 for half hour if you just want one of them? They claim to be around 37-40 years old and located on 12th ave SW.
Any of you been to these ladies? Experiences? Not sure if this is sketchy or not, because they're not located in a professional building. Looks like it's just a few apartments on top of a liquor barn.

 

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As long as two of the hands belong to the Coach, stay clear of there, friend. The problem with the Coach is that she has attitude. Sometimes she is fine and a lot of fun, but at other times, she shows her fangs and spits venom. You never know which one she will be. When she is the latter, you really don't want to spend time with her. Unpleasant is an understatement.

 

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They're about closer to 50 (it's a block from my house, haha). I've always gone after 9, so I've never seen the coach, but the massage is good, and the ending is really good. Don't opt for the cbj, I could probably get a better one from camel. They'll let you feel them up, and you don't even have to reach that far up their shirts to do so, hah. If you don't mind being jo'd by a couple of older ladies, the massage is really good, just don't expect them to look 37 haha.

 

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They're over 50 and they don't do four handed massage.
So you pay one hundred for an average one hour massage.
they trick uou with the one hour two ladies when in
fact one starts and after 25 minutes she leaves
and the other one takes over. She then stops
after 25 minutes. 50 minutes for that kind of money
from two old women is not good rnough for me
but I see that they lasted so there must be plenty of
desperate guys in our town. They had to leave Vancouver
due to no business for their poor service and poor attitude
Coach needs to be medicated. She's a nut case. Best to stay
away from this joint.

 

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4 hands the whole time. One massages your back while the other massages your legs, then they flip and both jerk you off. Sorry bud, but you must have looked like a sucker to them, or you're just trolling some shit up

 

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I got two at the same time for 1/2 hr
50 each. The guy was right for 1hr
it would be 0 for one of them. There
must be something special about you
if they charge you less but it sounds
like you are the one bs-ing.

 

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This is their texted answer to what they offer. It is not one hundred for 1 hour for two
at the same time but one after the other. If you want both it is one hundred for 1/2 hr.
To pay that for two elderly ladies you got to be a sap. Feeling up their skirt is disgusting.
"One after each 30 min per each tag team"

 

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I'm telling you, anything to do with the Coach is dodgy, so stay as far the hell away from her as possible unless you wish to pay through the nose for disappointment.

 

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What exactly is it about the coach that makes it really not worth it? Any specific things she did ?

 

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I mentioned to her as politely as possible that her adds
were misleading, that they lead you to believe that you
get 1 hr massage from two ladies for one hundred.
They read 4 handed massage for 100 / hr and 2 ladies 100 / hr
when in fact they are one hundred for half an hour.
She went from this very fake soft spoken to a raging
lunatic. She was yelling at the top of her lungs some English
some Chinese. I thought she was schizophrenic. She said
some derogatory things about Canadian men and how
Canadian women use us etc. Of course the massage
ended abruptly and she grabbed my clothes and took my
money from my pocket which was $160.00
She was making threats that she will call the cops
and make things up and they will believe her because
she is a woman. She was trying to rip my pants was pulling on
them and making these jungle sounds . It was surreal.
I was glad to be out of there.

 

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This is why I leave wallet in my car or place in shoes.

 

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You place your wallet in your shoes? Obviously you don't do that at a set-up like the Coach has where your shoes and you are separated. They are left by the door and you in the massage room. Wallet in the car, by that do you mean you enter cashless or do you just being the cash with you and leave the wallet in your car and hope some crackhead or JD doesn't bust in your vehicle and make your wallet his wallet?

 

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Weird. I've had both of them everytime. It was 160 for 1 hour with both of them and an ending. Neither of them left except for a few seconds. I've been multiple times, paid 100 at the door, then they wanted 30 each to finish me off. Never have a had a half hour session, but I always go at night after 9, and have never seen the coach.

 

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It is all about the $ - constantly trying to upsell you. The Coach is a horrible person because of her pissy attitude. The other woman didn't say much but just that silly grin... not a good time, 4 hands? Better off seeing Trish...

 

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I leave the wallet in the car under the seat and only take cash in.

 

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Honestly, anyone who believes all the crap from this "Coach for Boomers" lady --yaah, Jay Leno show..righty! More suckers in Calgary than anywhere else on earth. Calgary seems to draw these con artists...The Coach, then there is the French Woman with organic oils who returns every few months to harvest more fools...talk about desperate people

 

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Yeah, rag on the Coach all you want, posters, but she has been plying her trade here for a long time, so she must be making money. As for Frenchy, I've talked to her a few times on the phone. I've never met someone with such a condescending and rude telephone manner. I can't think that she speaks only to me in that tone. Yet, she too apparently can turn a buck or two here. There are way more bucks than brains in this city. Almost makes me think that what Calgary needs is a drop in the price of a barrel of oil to about $15 to get some of these boys to pull their heads out of their buttholes.

 

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If you can't afford the game, maybe you should just stay home and jerk your own self off.

 

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You missed the point, john. The point is how bad service is being rewarded. Case in point is the Coach. She has been a frequent topic on this forum for at least the past three years, and most of what has been written has been unfavourable. However, despite her poor service--attitude and even technique--she remains in business in this city. Indeed, she has expanded in that for at least the last year, she has had 1 or 2 others working out of her place, whom she surely gets a cut from. The question that I and many others wonder is if the expectation level in this city for MPs is so low that someone like the Coach can do well here. For those who don't know, the Coach could not make a go of it in Vancouver. Her crap service was readily seen--just as it was here--but there the johns stayed away from her in droves, hence the reason she relocated west of the Rockies. Sadly, the Coach is one of several really bad MPs in Cowtown, yet all of these baddies seem to hang on here and do commerically well. That tells me that the johns of Calgary do not set the bar very high for good service. They don't expect much but they are willing to pay through the nose for it. As such, the city has become a magnet for bad providers. They know they can offer crap service and get paid well for it and maintain a steady stream of business to make operating here viable. A lot of the bad providers from other parts of Canada flock here for the easy money and the low customer expectations.

 

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Above poster has summarized it well. As long as the eggheads will put up with lousy service in Calgary, these shysters will keep flocking to Cowtown. Not to say that there aren't a few great providers in Calgary, but there are certainly a serious collection of losers - The Coach, The Frenchwoman, Nancy on 14th and so on. Why not just head into Edmonton and enjoy a 90 minute massage (a real one) with two HE and some added fun with a pretty masseuse for great VFM instead of suffering with these old hags?