1st Time at an Amp

[Angi]

I did a copy and paste from another board before it went dark. This is the collective advice from such worthy persons as St Chris, Torito, Juan Pablo deMarco and others:

Going to an amp is pretty easy. Here's how it typically goes:

1. The girl takes you to the room and takes the payment for the time you will spend there.
2. She will then tell you to get undressed, etc. and leave for a short time with the money.
3. You do so and during this time you will lay the tip in plain view on a side table (there will be one). If you have 20s or whatever just fan them out a little so it is easy to see how much is there.
4. She will return, take you by the hand, and guide you the rest of the way.

No, she should not discuss anything regarding activities with you.

No, you should not discuss anything regarding activities with her.

No, your money will not disappear while you are out of the room.

half hour = 40 house fee + 100 for the girl
one hour = 60 house fee + 140 for the girl

period.

(you will be asked if you want a half hour or an hour)

you will be asked 'want a shower'?

say yes. or say no, so we can hear that you didn’t get what most of us get. i trust you are smart enough to figure out why this may be.

don't be a douchebag and haggle. unless you don't care if the girls think you're an asshole. and girls talk. haggling is a sure way to not get what you were hoping for, both in services and overall experience.

on the other hand... haggle and cause a stir at the amp, then review back here with your experience. that way us vets can call you a douchebag and belittle you. we live for that shit.

Another tip :

Get the girl to introduce you to the other girls on your way out. Also say hello to the house mom, tell her the girl was great and you will be back.

You need to be bold, not rude, but bold. Make you money for this visit count, make sure all the other girls see your face, ask them their names, say anything... they will remember you next time and things will just get better...
there is no one set scenario, like some people think. some places the house mom takes you to a room. sometimes a working girl greets you and takes you to a room. depends on where you go.

sometimes a house mom will get the house fee from you, sometimes it's the girl you get/pick/ask for; after asking how long you want to stay (half hour or an hour). depends on where you go.

sometimes the girl will ask for the tip up front. sometimes they will expect it after the session. again, there is no one standard. some girls have been ripped off or cheated too many times to just let an unknown guy wait until after the session. if the girl leaves and you put the tip on the table, that's ok too.

i only leave tip on table if it's a new spa i'm not known at. most places i go i'm known and even if it's a new girl she usually knows i'm cool (the girls talk). but if the girl does ask for tip up front, it doesn't offend me. i smile and gladly hand it over.

too many guys here will relate what they are used to like that scenario is set in stone.

be flexible. go with the flow. and know what to pay before you go (140 or 200).

I'm not too worried about LE, but some are. if the possibility of a run-in with them scares you too much, then you might want to consider an alternative.

this ain't rocket surgery.

Learn a couple of words in Korean (you can look up a site on the web). It goes a real long way. Try this:

Kham sahm eee dahd. Means "thank you".

Phonetically spelled: Khaan gee do wah ...means "ticklish"

Show up with pizza: Anchovy and pineapple. Honest, this is close to the pizza you can get in Korea.

Look up when Chuseok is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuseok It is a combo of Thanksgiving, New Years and Independance Day. Bring fruit as a gift. Mileage will go up exponentially.

 

[blue03neon]

Would be great to see this stickyed at the top of a spa section.

Pretty good job here, aRandyOne.

Anyone following these points will most likely have a great time.

CSI

 

[richard m]

Just a quick note after my first time visiting an AMP or paying for "services rendered" for that matter.

I was skeptical, had low expectations and was worried about everything from the parking lot/vandalism to LE, I even drove by the first time just to check it out.

In hindsight, no worries. Follow the script, drive up like you are pulling up to the gas station and walk right in and enjoy.

 

[ConfusedArmyChick]

Im a young guy only with 2 amp experiences, Thanks for the help!

 

[The Patriot]

One thing (not mentioned above) I tell any first timer.
During TS the girl will wash your entire body using a louffa.
Your entire body, this includes ass & balls.
That louffa is the same louffa used to wash the gentleman prior to you.
I suggest asking the lady for a hand wash or a wash cloth to be used.
SD

 

[kate86]

 

[Jocelyn]

ahhh....to be a young guy again with all the internet knowledge that is available now.

 

[iluv2tradestks]

Good job aRandyOne. This is an excellent procedure to follow at nearly any amp. I would add one thought for this point forward. In order to survive the City’s crusade to close down all of the amps using “unlicensed massage” violations, I think most of them will stop taking a “door fee” some time this year. Instead, the customer will be expected to discreetly, and without discussion, leave the full amount (i.e. $140 or $200) on the table in the room. Don’t be too surprised if you find yourself in this position. Just go with the flow and don’t use the situation to try to shortchange the girl.

 

[pineapple]

OH Man, all this talk of pineapple and anchovy pizza made my tongue hard.

 

[Orlaigh]

As an odd question: how open are the spas to seeing Asian men? I read somewhere that they didn't like seeing Asian men due to some real old schoolers who are on a power kick and like to knock around the girls. Any info?

 

[indicabud1uk]

Excellent compilation aRandyOne. I've posted similar advice over the years. Hawaiian pizza is my choice though. Ham and pineapple.

 

[Milou]

actually there were a few amp's that catered only to asians. Majestic was one, been closed several years now. never did find out why they went under, it was just a few blocks down from Hawaii but the area they were at was drastically worse that the area around Hawaii, had a rough bar area behind Majectic. at Majestic i do know that some girls would only see asians so us crackers or whatever ya are only got to choose from the lineup willing to see non-asians. i'd say you won't have any issues, i've seen asian guys at Hawaii several times, sat in the back and saw them come in on the cams LOL. mostly young guys as i recall. the girls there didn't seem to have any issues with it, in fact since the guys were young they seemed to view it kinda like a group date thing. by that i mean usually several young asian dudes would come in together and pair up with the girls. seemed clear they were regulars from the friendly response they got from the girls. i rather doubt the so-called Korean Mafia cares what color you are as long as the color of your money is green.

and now for a small hi-jack of this thread, my Texas Longhorns lost to TCU so go Froggies in the CWS! however my Celtics put a beatdown on the hated Lakers in Beantown! perhaps i'll continue the famous Waco Kid's College Football Review here!

Beat LA!

 

[Thinker]

wow thanks. i get called a lot of things... but this may be the first time i've been called 'worthy'. just don't call me late for dinner.

party on garth!

JPdM

 

[mum_2_be]

I ate a lot of rockfish pizza while in Korea. Extreme salty foods like anchovies are also popular there. I haven't found a kim-chi pizza, though.

 

[China Man]

GO HORNED FROGS!!!

 

[ExeneC]

Some things are better left unfound

 

[rightnow]

so when you go to an amp do you select a girl when you get there?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am more accustomed to being call worthLESS.

Torito

 

[-[$aVaGe]-]

Or brain science!

 

[HOT GUY CON]

Now what about the China connection and the house dad?