$175 to be your TIJUANA GUIDE

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I am going to Angles purely for the mango shakes & titties! Hey Metalzz as long as you don't drag me into Jolibee we're good!

Going to the Philipines in Jan!

Hey Dodger I will give you 175p for your worthless trip!

 

[anakin.ryan]

Yuch!!! tritip of dead dog.

 

[Clinton]

For $1,175 USD - I will provide all airfare (economy) from LAX to MNL and taxi service form Manila, Philippines to Angeles City. We will meet at the airport and I will give you all instructions You will be required to pay for your own hotel (approx. the same fees as Tijuana). In addition, I will pay for your first barfine (all night accomodations with a GFE) with a lady under 100lbs. I will also show you around to some clubs where you will withness a "Body Shot" - where Tequilla is utilized to nurture the nipple of a ladies Tits - a very special experience.

Then we will go to get Mango Shakes (a mango miklshake), along with Cashew Chicken. [We will also get a creampie], but that's independent of our tour togeather.

I guarantee 100% satisfaction - and you will only need me the first day.

Requirements: A valid USA passport. And don't worry about condoms, you won't need any.

 

[ds40959redft]

Don't know about the taco's but can confirm police sub-station as of 7:00 PM Friday has lights on and appears to be back in operation.


Also I will say there are many new ladies coming in the past week mostly BG's

 

[Moonrat]

tripitas de perro muerto tastes better.

 

[Maricella Sierra]

What kind of taco? Do you choose the taco too? Carne Asada, Tripitas, Adobado, Pollo, Lengua?

 

[Pompal 09.]

pinche tapado vales verga.

 

[Pompal 09.]

its a great deal



i only choose the sg were i pay,bg is the guys choice



im not a padrote, it was a parody thread ,lol

 

[jimbo]

Dodgers wrote:

Sounds like a nice offer Dodgers, a little steep at $175 dollars but many newbies would like to get their hand held the first time in TJ.

I really like the free taco and soda, as that's what I like to have after a evening of fucking and drinking.

However, I got to ask Dodgers, why is it your choice, of the SG where you pay, and especially of the BG where the customers pays but you do the choosing?

Your not a part-time padrote are you Dodgers, or perhaps you want to help out a special friend(s) and get them business?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Burt wrote:

We don't know if Sampson's efforts resulted in the police sub-station re-openings. If you want to give Sampson and the boys some contributing effort that's fine, but if people are going to give Sampson and the group all the credit, or most of the credit, then I'm going to ask for proof then mere coincidence and faulty lines of reasoning that are similar when a Indian does a rain dance, and then claims his "rain dance" caused it to rain.

I have a good mind to sent another email to the director of tourism, and ask him if Sampson and the boys deserve all the credit for the added police in the zona?

Or I might ask Dodgers his opinion on the matter???????

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Sampson wrote:

True but for all intensive purposes the zona only covers the few blocks of the bars we visit, as there is no reason to go outside that area where the danger level increases a little.

 

[Mr. Artless]

The Zona Bars cover a few blocks, but the Zona Norte is much larger. Lots of guys are under the impression that the Zona Norte is just those few blocks of bars.

 

[shesxchaotic]

IMO a monger doesn’t need a guide to visit the Zona Norte. Not even for his first visit.

The Zona Norte is only a few blocks square. Reading the various Tijuana boards provides more than enough information for the first time monger to visit—and enjoy—the ZN.

Instead of paying a guide $175.00 I suggest doing a "google." There are free sites full of good information about the ZN including at least one where you can find a "trip buddy" for free (or for the price of a couple of beers).

Alternately tip Mexico Lindo Bar's bi-lingual taxi driver $20.00 to give you a tour of the Zona. Or attend one of the free fiestas that Sampson sponsors. They're full of guys who can give you lots of good information for free. If you really need a tour you can probably buy a guy a couple of beers and get him to give you a tour of the Zona....which won't cost $175.00.

 

[joe.attaboy]

Dodgers22...when was the last time you were in the Zona Norte?

If you've been in the ZN recently then you know that (thanks to the efforts of Sampson's committee) the police sub-station in the ZN has re-opened and the auxiliary police are once again present in the ZN. More importantly, muggings are now at the same level they've been the last several years, which means they're no longer commonplace in the ZN.

(For those unfamiliar with the situation: ZN muggings was a short-term problem caused by the withdrawal of the police from the ZN. Now that the police are back things are back to normal.)

Furthermore, no guide--especially one that can't carry firearms--can guarantee safety to anybody. Not even the Secret Service could guarantee the President he'd be safe where he to visit the ZN.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Dodgers22...I can't believe you posted this!

If you know enough about Tijuana to be a guide then you know it isn't safe to hang around guys with a "homie" and guys who "know many police men." These are the people that set-up mongers to be mugged and/or scammed by both the police and the "rateros."

Furthermore, if you know enough to be a guide then you know lots of people in Tijuana--including "putas," waiters, and taxi drivers--speak enough English for any transaction a monger is likely to make. One does NOT need a translator to visit the Zona.

 

[loves2read]

$175 to be your TIJUANA GUIDE

I will provide you fluent billingual translator

a sg my choice a free taco and a soda after you finished

i will take you around to Adelitas,chicago club,bar tropical and hong kong.
i will buy you a cerveza and a drink for the chica my choice.
you pay for the bg and hotel.thats coming out of your pocket

Also you will feel good being around me ,since i know everything about the zona,and im respected and a charmer with the girls.

you will get to hang around with me and my 'homie' you will know how it fels to be 'rico suave '

due to muggings in tijuana zona, my service provides you security ,plus im a bi-national so i got mexican nationality,i know the laws in mexico and know many police men and other subjects that provide security in the zona and our well being.

my service is cheap,you life is safe in my hands.