16 Ave Massage & relaxation

[Caity]

I was extra horned up today. Mainly becasue Ais and I were drooling over some of the talent coming to town. So I decided I needed something really quick and easy......
Quick it was..... Easy it was not!

Ava, very cute girl met me at the door and took me into the room. I asked for 30 minutes. She said .95??? WTF is that? I asked if that was a little high for the standard fees. She says no. I sayed screw it and payed. I was raring to go and no other place was open around. Trust me, I called all of them in my area and they were all closed. I even tired to pull a Slim, but failed and forked over the .95.

She offers me to shower first and I did. The shower was started by her, and when I went in, the water was scolding hot! I could almost hear every dog in the neighbourhood howling with me.

So she starts the massage, actually I would call it rubbing oil onto my body. Anyways, we start talking about prices. So I begin to think, what would Slim do?? How would he barter with this girl?? She tells me .60 for a nude HJ with touching. So NOT in " Slim Style", I try bartering. Guess what? I payed the .60. ops:

She jerks it and I blow my load. I get dressed and leave. Remember when I said " Quick it was, easy it was not"?
As soon as I open the door to go outside, I see a police car with 2 officers sitting inside, 3 stalls from the door! I froze for half second contemplating this predicament. Do I run back in and make it look obvious, or do I just act cool and walk by. I choose neither. There happens to be a railing about 5 meters away form the door...... and the police! This would lead me to the alley way. I casually walk towards the railing, and take a quick peek back to see if the cops were watching me. They were looking down. So in Matrixian fashion I jump the railing. Naturally, I land right in a giant puddle of slush. I Quickly forget about soaking my $160 nike runners and haul ass to my car parked around the corner.

In conclusion,

I Am.

NOT

SlimShady

I Am

Wet, cold and scared.

L2

 

[Pompal 09.]

Great review.

Wear galoshes next time. It gets the chicks.

So she really asked for $95 dollars? Did you have your erection in plain view? Must have seen it coming.

 

[lol-ific]

Lets just say that I think you should hold courses on how to work your way in the MP scene. You could make a killing!

 

[Gabriela Iris]

Now it' s my turn to ROFLMFAO
You are just too funny man. and Slim is the master

 

[Shay P]

lol good read. All I know about mp's is from here, but isnt standard room fare for a half hour around $30-$40? I think she might have seen you coming a mile away. lol

 

[jim]

That and I had my dick in my hand when she told me to pay! :roll:

 

[alrighty then.]

I am surprised she would even notice it.

 

[iFree]

Olmac you are on a rampage over L2's dick. Did you recently have a session right after him? They really should arrange their appointments by size.

(Casson - just for you mate no numeric references. You will have to look at my post count the old fashion way)

 

[Meech]

"Man who walk in with dick up only get stickup" ???????

 

[tracie]

Well the term YMMV is in fact about our good buddy Olmac. His milage is quite small, so he would always be moved to the front of the line!

 

[Nina]

What was her name. I saw a really hot girl there named Leanne but dind't actually see her, went with her friend. But I want to go back and check out Leanne. I hope she is not who you saw.

 

[Busters Mom]

what was the big deal with the cops. you were in there for a massage weren't you? I'm being serious. they can't bust you for coming out of a massage parlor can they????

 

[newtypist]

I do refer to it as a cocktail weinnie....

 

[Kasey]

Now that made me laugh my ass off! :

 

[~*Tisha*~]

well if i can say something now without getting myself ripped by you guys. here what i have to say.
i saw on a sunday afternoon terri if you wanna have a great awesome time with her she's the one for $$$ you get everything and i mean everything and by god she like it. every whole was taking care of and especially the back one that's what she like best ....

so if you looking for something special and a great experience she the one so far in a massage studio.....

good looking great attitude not shy to say that she love a.... and yes she's vocal too....

now hopefully i won't get bitch at now by sharing this to you guys.

 

[bigbossmamma]

: frenchie, you're a trooper ... got to give you that ... and thanks for the tip

 

[Kairi]

Slim, what's your trick?

 

[buckfever321]

Saw the same girl a few months ago, a dark haired, 20ish, cute. Paid the door fee which I think was $40. Gave me a decent massage. Asked her what her rates were ... up to $$$ for FS! Not having any Slim Shadian negotiation skills, I got a topless with touchin for .80 vs. your nude for .60.

 

[rebornbethy]

Just to clarify those prices.

Was it $80 for topless with touching and $60 for nude?


Something doesn't sound right.

 

[Jane S]

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topless with touching. i presume the nude was a lood-see only. what the fuck is the point of looking if you can't touch? it's like going to a restaurant and having a nice meal put down in front of you to smell but you can't eat it.