1 year anniversary - All smiles

[Uk MonkeyFinger]

So it's almost been a year since my visit to Smiles.

Let's see. Since the genital infection from that visit last June I have contracted neurological problems, reproductive problems, gastro-intestinal problems and urinary problems. Not to mentions thousands of dollars in medical bills. I really got more than I bargained for that Friday morning. So now I have chronic ( and more than likely) lifelong medicals problems that plague me almost every moment of the day. Ironically, medicine doesn't help with any of the problems. Even daily anti-virals.

My advice to those considering visiting a "provider" - condoms DO NOT protect against herpes, and you can safely assume that 99% of "providers" have herpes. It's as good a guarantee as you will get in life. Herpes is a neurological disease, not an unsightly sore. It is serious.

Yeah, I got burned. You can lay blame on me since it was ultimately my decision but that decision was based on the considerable number of safe and comfortable posts on this forum. Heck, until I stumbled on this (actually ASPD) site I didn't know what an AMP was or what the hell AMPVILLE was. I had only heard about "happy endings" on TV.

But I've got to run now. I've got another painful bout of diahrrea to unload. But don't let that bother you. I'm sure it won't happen to you.

PS. Yeah, you are right. I should have stayed home and jerked off.

 

[Nadja]

what a worthless douchebag you are. hope your diahrreah and stuff works out for ya.

 

[Kaia]

words well said Juan.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am so happy to learn that "it is safe to assume" blah, blah,blah, and that he is going to give us a guarantee. I guess he will give us our money back if we don't get herpies. Now I need to work out the total I have spent there so he can give me my refund.

Torito

 

[malik]

Visiting any amp is a crap shoot. You never know what you will catch, common sense will tell you if you stay in the hobby for a long time you will catch something. Its based on how well a provider protects herself and her customers. Providers who offer any kind of unprotected sex will put herself and her customers at risk. But each person has to decide what risks they are willing to take.

 

[Tyler Durden]

It's pretty simple really. Don't let other guys f--k you in the ass, and you won't have problems like this.

 

[quailie234]

It's your choice of seeing providers who provided "extra services" or "unsafe services". I usually go with safer provider who only does CBJ and CFS with no kissing. It's kind of hard to get herpes or any other STDs under this condition.

You probably had Don knocking on your door and obviously you gladly accepted it.

 

[midwestboi]

What a worthless fucking thread!

Do us all a favor and wait for your "Centennial" before posting another anniversary thread.

K.

 

[seek513]

Ladies may not post in review forums.

Torito

 

[deepchick9]

its true

 

[Reventon]

, Stay covered my friends.

 

[LoveSong]

I admit I'm impressed that you set a reminder to try again nearly a year later. Especially when your original story was full of holes and each time you tried to dig out of the lie it got worse.

You contend that you contracted genital herpes because a small bit of her saliva found its way around the condom where her less than straight tooth nicked the skin.

There are literally 1000s of bbbj's being professionally administered each day and yet there is no indication of genital herpes transmission... except for you. I did read about a genital virus transmission via a bbbj but it turns out the girl had extremely bad gums that bleed significantly and the fellow had substantial, open sores on his penis so a genital virus was spread. That occurrence actually made the news wire.

Everyone can see that there is really no way you contracted genital herpes from a girl at Smiles. I can only conclude that you have never actually been there and have let your imagination run amok as to what it is like inside. If you had been inside you would know that the girls there are likely cleaner than any woman you've every known. I know that sounds far fetched to you but that's because you haven't been there.

Don't try to create a bullshit story on a topic you know nothing about. Especially amongst a group of people who know from decades of experience.

 

[Britta]

agreed,from an ampland newibie

 

[Paikea]

{{Let's see. Since the genital infection from that visit last June I have contracted neurological problems, reproductive problems, gastro-intestinal problems and urinary problems. Not to mentions thousands of dollars in medical bills. Herpes is a neurological disease, not an unsightly sore. It is serious.


But I've got to run now. I've got another painful bout of diahrrea to unload. But don't let that bother you. I'm sure it won't happen to you.}}



Did a little internet research after I read this because it just didn't sound right. . . . . . . .

I had never heard of a symptom of herpes being diarrhea, neurological problems, or urinary problems....... and they are not.

And the symptoms lesson over time, not get worse!

very puzzling . . . .

 

[Funlady]

This guy is a serious a-hole.

I agree: he has neurological problems.

But, they're not from visiting with one of the girls in ampland, who are among the most beautiful of all girls (in every sense of the word).

 

[Tristan]

Bullshit, OP.
I have been in healthcare 20 years. You should have consulted me and I could have told you how to make your lie convincing. You got the signs and symptoms all wrong.
You may have AIDS or Gay Bowel Syndrome, though.

 

[JaMaMe]

damn im scared of Smile now... shit

 

[Veritas]

Just to keep her safe when she comes back I will have to have Nicole stay with me to keep her away from the rest of you !!!!!