Review Adventures of a horney man

DFK_KAL · Dec 8, 2024

What’s up people, so today I had some time on me and thought let’s go do my second fav hobby, so around 1 I started calling around to see what’s available. Now the problem is I wasn’t sure if I wanted a massage and fuck or just a massage with hj, so first I called love feet since I had a good time there and asked if Emma was working and apparently she only works there Tuesday just like lucky anyways said thank you and hang up, then I called massagetimes milton and asked if aria was working and she said nope and named a few girls I am like thank you and hang up, now I am like fuck what should I do, then I messaged the Milton incall and asked if they had new girls she’s like nope the same one and asked me if I wanted to come in I said nah I have seen suki 3 times and the other one I don’t like and then all the sudden I get message saying oh nope it’s different girls, now I was like hmmm this sounds like a B&S so I said thank you I’ll let you know. Now I am fucking frustrated and said you know what fuck it let me go to love feet maybe the second time around would be good to, I drove 30 mins and when I went in no one greeted me. And then all the sudden a lady comes out of a room and tells me oh honey sorry you have to wait I said how long she’s like 40 mins maybe 1 hour because there is already someone waiting (fuck no I ain’t waiting) I said ok I come back and left. So back in my car I opened up Google maps and searched massages and was going through the list and WTF do I see LY massage and I am like no fucking way it’s the same place but since no other fucker will post about it I said fuck it 11 mins drive let’s go, the parking is in the back and you have to walk to the front of the plaza and when I went in it looked more legit then semi (or the full fuck scene like the previous LY use to be) regardless I still asked for massage and the girl goes yes but regular massage only no RMT then I am like that’s exactly what I am here for girl and she’s like ok this room, now this is why I will never go back they put me in a room and the attendent told me to get ready and while I was taking my cloths off I got a call and 2 mins later she comes in again I said oh sorry give me one second you can come in though she’s like it’s ok you get ready, so I quickly take my cloths off and everything, lie down and this same bitch comes back to me and says oh I am sorry I have an appointment I am like wtf do you mean I told you I didn’t have an appointment and you said that’s fine and brought me to this room and said to get ready and she’s like I am sorry I didn’t know I had appointment, I was like you know what fuck it put my shit back on and back in my car. Now I am fuxking horney, frustrated and pissed. Since I was on Dundas and something I was like you know what I am close to 3033a, fuck it let’s just go there if not then I’ll just call up sakuras place and go there (remember I wanted massage plus other stuff which is why I didn’t directly go here) one last try and I am at 3033a, I walk up and it’s quiet I don’t see no one I don’t hear no one I waited a couple mins then I knocked on the wall and nothing, waited a little bit again and then said hello and nothing, went behind the counter and looked at the cameras and seemed like I am the only one here and I am like fucking hell man and started to walk towards the exit and suddenly something told me just say hello louder so I am like HELLOOOO, and all the sudden this MILFy comes out running hello hi how are you. Glad I did what i did because she was cute and extremely polite. No I don’t know about yall but I love me polite girls there’s just something about them. Anyways she told me to go in room I have never been before and ask me how long I said 45 mins asks me for 50 and to lie down after. Once I am ready she walks in starts massaging while she’s massaging I asked her name and she’s like my name is Sophie, I said nice to meet you Sophie I am kal, she’s like nice meet you to kal you are a gentleman, I am like offcourse (that’s how I always get the best mileage

). I am gonna make this quick because this wasn’t the last stop apparently. Her massage is way to soft for my liking and there was no tease at the end she wiped my down with hot towel asked me to flip and said what would I like, I made some compliments called her pretty and said I want you and she goes you want hand job or body slide, I am like no I want more you are to pretty I can’t do just hand job and body slide with you I want all of you, she was a little hesitant and then goes ok let’s have sex I am like yes please she’s like how much you pay and I was like 100 lol she’s like no for sex that’s to low it’s 140 I was like damn I only have about 10 more on me she’s like ok let’s 120 I am like you know what I ain’t gonna argue let’s do 120. Now when the drapes were off damn for her age she’s got an amazing body, she’s slim no fat on her belly she’s tall and she’s fucking polite as hell, I love it. She was a very GFE and I loved every second of it, DFK was through out the session and she’s very responsive to touch, did cowboy and missionary everything was going good but all the sudden mans went limp and like wtf she’s like it’s okay honey I give you hand job but I knew it wasn’t gonna end with HJ regardless I said fuck it sure why not after 10 mins of HJ I still couldn’t cum. So she said sorry I said no problem give her a few kisses and a hug and left (will definitely repeat with her). Now I am like after going through so much bullshit ain’t no fuckinng way I am not cumming. Went home because I was hungry and had to pick up the kids. Once home my dick wouldn’t let me relax so I am like you know what fuck it let’s go to the Milton place and check it out, if it’s not new talent I’ll walk and I told the person over the text the same thing and she’s like yes that’s fine. So then at 6ish I went to the Milton location and what do you know it is a new girl and the other girl was different to (I couldn’t really get a good look on her because she was lying down on the sofa and it was dark). The girl I saw this time was named April now she’s old maybe late 40s or even 50s she was a pale skin Chinese nice tits and had a little tummy (which was mostly loose skin and not really fat so it wasn’t that bad) some might like it because she was a little thick and the ass had meat on it. When in the room it was usual routine, lie on the bed with my cloths off and she wiped my dick and gave me bbj for 5-7 mins (bbj was whateves) and then she’s like first I fuck you and did cowgirl and then we went to mish and usually I would take it a little slow but y’all know I was fucking exhausted and frustrated and want to finish for shizzle. So did my fav move where while in mish I slide my hands down to her ass to lift her and start pounding and a couple minutes later fucking finally I came

. She gave me medium massage after and said come see me again and ask for me, you are the first person I see here and that she’s from Toronto. Repeat with her is a maybe because there is a lot of other good girls I know so she will probably be a plan b or c, unless Milton gets different talent then I’ll go check it out for sure. And that people is a horney mans journey. With a couple reviews hope y’all enjoyed it, have fun and stay safe. Peace

kittyhound69 · Dec 8, 2024

You are the best. Lol man on a mission glad u enjoyed Sophia

DFK_KAL · Dec 8, 2024

Yea bro had to drive a lot just get a load off lol. And yea Sophia was good for sure

Wheel · Dec 8, 2024

Markham and Richmond Hill guys are very easy in solving the horny problem with 5 to 10 minute drive.

imthedude · Dec 8, 2024

Paragraphs, for the love of god.

DFK_KAL · Dec 8, 2024

Wheel said:
Markham and Richmond Hill guys are very easy in solving the horny problem with 5 to 10 minute drive.

lol not really bro, for sure there is a lot more talent there but midday on a Saturday most of the places would be busy unless you have an appointment, I could have had this problem solved as well but I was just trying to find something different or something new I should say, you know what I mean.

DFK_KAL · Dec 8, 2024

imthedude said:
Paragraphs, for the love of god.

lol bro go get a massage you angry when horney

kittyhound69 · Dec 8, 2024

Told you ly was around just couldn’t find there add. To bad it was a bust

DFK_KAL · Dec 8, 2024

lol brah this was a completely different place though, they seemed more legit then anything, I wouldn’t be surprised if some girls give HJ but even that to not all the people. When I was leaving the guys who’s appointment it was filling out some forms soooo yea. Honestly I don’t really care about LY I just miss Jessica

Enterthedragon47 · Dec 8, 2024

DFK_KAL said:
What’s up people, so today I had some time on me and thought let’s go do my second fav hobby, so around 1 I started calling around to see what’s available. Now the problem is I wasn’t sure if I wanted a massage and fuck or just a massage with hj, so first I called love feet since I had a good time there and asked if Emma was working and apparently she only works there Tuesday just like lucky anyways said thank you and hang up, then I called massagetimes milton and asked if aria was working and she said nope and named a few girls I am like thank you and hang up, now I am like fuck what should I do, then I messaged the Milton incall and asked if they had new girls she’s like nope the same one and asked me if I wanted to come in I said nah I have seen suki 3 times and the other one I don’t like and then all the sudden I get message saying oh nope it’s different girls, now I was like hmmm this sounds like a B&S so I said thank you I’ll let you know. Now I am fucking frustrated and said you know what fuck it let me go to love feet maybe the second time around would be good to, I drove 30 mins and when I went in no one greeted me. And then all the sudden a lady comes out of a room and tells me oh honey sorry you have to wait I said how long she’s like 40 mins maybe 1 hour because there is already someone waiting (fuck no I ain’t waiting) I said ok I come back and left. So back in my car I opened up Google maps and searched massages and was going through the list and WTF do I see LY massage and I am like no fucking way it’s the same place but since no other fucker will post about it I said fuck it 11 mins drive let’s go, the parking is in the back and you have to walk to the front of the plaza and when I went in it looked more legit then semi (or the full fuck scene like the previous LY use to be) regardless I still asked for massage and the girl goes yes but regular massage only no RMT then I am like that’s exactly what I am here for girl and she’s like ok this room, now this is why I will never go back they put me in a room and the attendent told me to get ready and while I was taking my cloths off I got a call and 2 mins later she comes in again I said oh sorry give me one second you can come in though she’s like it’s ok you get ready, so I quickly take my cloths off and everything, lie down and this same bitch comes back to me and says oh I am sorry I have an appointment I am like wtf do you mean I told you I didn’t have an appointment and you said that’s fine and brought me to this room and said to get ready and she’s like I am sorry I didn’t know I had appointment, I was like you know what fuck it put my shit back on and back in my car. Now I am fuxking horney, frustrated and pissed. Since I was on Dundas and something I was like you know what I am close to 3033a, fuck it let’s just go there if not then I’ll just call up sakuras place and go there (remember I wanted massage plus other stuff which is why I didn’t directly go here) one last try and I am at 3033a, I walk up and it’s quiet I don’t see no one I don’t hear no one I waited a couple mins then I knocked on the wall and nothing, waited a little bit again and then said hello and nothing, went behind the counter and looked at the cameras and seemed like I am the only one here and I am like fucking hell man and started to walk towards the exit and suddenly something told me just say hello louder so I am like HELLOOOO, and all the sudden this MILFy comes out running hello hi how are you. Glad I did what i did because she was cute and extremely polite. No I don’t know about yall but I love me polite girls there’s just something about them. Anyways she told me to go in room I have never been before and ask me how long I said 45 mins asks me for 50 and to lie down after. Once I am ready she walks in starts massaging while she’s massaging I asked her name and she’s like my name is Sophie, I said nice to meet you Sophie I am kal, she’s like nice meet you to kal you are a gentleman, I am like offcourse (that’s how I always get the best mileage ). I am gonna make this quick because this wasn’t the last stop apparently. Her massage is way to soft for my liking and there was no tease at the end she wiped my down with hot towel asked me to flip and said what would I like, I made some compliments called her pretty and said I want you and she goes you want hand job or body slide, I am like no I want more you are to pretty I can’t do just hand job and body slide with you I want all of you, she was a little hesitant and then goes ok let’s have sex I am like yes please she’s like how much you pay and I was like 100 lol she’s like no for sex that’s to low it’s 140 I was like damn I only have about 10 more on me she’s like ok let’s 120 I am like you know what I ain’t gonna argue let’s do 120. Now when the drapes were off damn for her age she’s got an amazing body, she’s slim no fat on her belly she’s tall and she’s fucking polite as hell, I love it. She was a very GFE and I loved every second of it, DFK was through out the session and she’s very responsive to touch, did cowboy and missionary everything was going good but all the sudden mans went limp and like wtf she’s like it’s okay honey I give you hand job but I knew it wasn’t gonna end with HJ regardless I said fuck it sure why not after 10 mins of HJ I still couldn’t cum. So she said sorry I said no problem give her a few kisses and a hug and left (will definitely repeat with her). Now I am like after going through so much bullshit ain’t no fuckinng way I am not cumming. Went home because I was hungry and had to pick up the kids. Once home my dick wouldn’t let me relax so I am like you know what fuck it let’s go to the Milton place and check it out, if it’s not new talent I’ll walk and I told the person over the text the same thing and she’s like yes that’s fine. So then at 6ish I went to the Milton location and what do you know it is a new girl and the other girl was different to (I couldn’t really get a good look on her because she was lying down on the sofa and it was dark). The girl I saw this time was named April now she’s old maybe late 40s or even 50s she was a pale skin Chinese nice tits and had a little tummy (which was mostly loose skin and not really fat so it wasn’t that bad) some might like it because she was a little thick and the ass had meat on it. When in the room it was usual routine, lie on the bed with my cloths off and she wiped my dick and gave me bbj for 5-7 mins (bbj was whateves) and then she’s like first I fuck you and did cowgirl and then we went to mish and usually I would take it a little slow but y’all know I was fucking exhausted and frustrated and want to finish for shizzle. So did my fav move where while in mish I slide my hands down to her ass to lift her and start pounding and a couple minutes later fucking finally I came . She gave me medium massage after and said come see me again and ask for me, you are the first person I see here and that she’s from Toronto. Repeat with her is a maybe because there is a lot of other good girls I know so she will probably be a plan b or c, unless Milton gets different talent then I’ll go check it out for sure. And that people is a horney mans journey. With a couple reviews hope y’all enjoyed it, have fun and stay safe. Peace

Wow! Hobbyist triathalon! Nice travelog review.

mpuser084 · Dec 8, 2024

imthedude said:
Paragraphs, for the love of god.

I threw this into a beta ai model I am trying out. Hope it helps

I didn't proof it, just told it to put that into paragraphs.
Here's the text rewritten in paragraphs:

What's up people, so today I had some time on my hands and thought, let's go do my second favorite hobby. Around 1, I started calling around to see what's available. Now, the problem was I wasn't sure if I wanted a massage and something extra or just a massage with a happy ending. I first called Love Feet since I had a good time there and asked if Emma was working. Apparently, she only works there on Tuesdays, just like Lucky said. I thanked them and hung up.

Then, I called Massage Times Milton and asked if Aria was working. The person on the phone said no and named a few other girls. I said thank you and hung up. At this point, I was frustrated and didn't know what to do. I then messaged the Milton incall and asked if they had any new girls. The person on the other end said no, the same ones, and asked if I wanted to come in. I said no, since I've seen Suki three times and don't like the other one. Suddenly, I got a message saying it's different girls. I was skeptical, thinking it might be a bait-and-switch, so I said thank you, I'll let you know.

Feeling frustrated, I decided to go to Love Feet, thinking maybe the second time around would be good. I drove 30 minutes and when I went in, no one greeted me. A lady came out of a room and told me I had to wait, maybe 40 minutes to an hour, since there was already someone waiting. I said no thanks and left.

Back in my car, I opened up Google Maps and searched for massages. Going through the list, I saw LY Massage and thought, no way, it's the same place. But since no one else posts about it, I decided to give it a try. The parking was in the back, and I had to walk to the front of the plaza. When I went in, it looked more legit than semi, or the full scene like the previous LY used to be. I asked for a massage, and the girl said yes, but regular massage only, no RMT. I said that's exactly what I'm here for.

I was put in a room, and the attendant told me to get ready. While I was taking off my clothes, I got a call. Two minutes later, she came in, and I said sorry, give me one second. She said it's okay, you can come in. I quickly took off my clothes, lay down, and this same person comes back and says, oh, I have an appointment. I was confused, thinking I told her I didn't have an appointment, and she said that's fine. I got dressed and left.

I was now horny, frustrated, and pissed. Since I was close to 3033A, I thought, why not give it a try? If not, I'd call up Sakura's place and go there. I walked up, and it was quiet; I didn't see or hear anyone. I waited a couple of minutes, then knocked on the wall, and nothing. I waited a bit longer, said hello, and nothing. I went behind the counter, looked at the cameras, and seemed like I was the only one there. I was about to leave when something told me to say hello louder. I did, and all of a sudden, this MILFy came out running, saying hello.

I was glad I did what I did because she was cute and extremely polite. She told me to go into a room I'd never been in before, asked how long I wanted, and I said 45 minutes. Once I was ready, she walked in and started massaging. I asked her name, and she said it was Sophie. I told her my name, and she said I was a gentleman. Her massage was way too soft for my liking, and there was no tease at the end. She wiped me down with a hot towel, asked me to flip, and said what I'd like. I made some compliments, called her pretty, and said I wanted her. She asked if I wanted a hand job or body slide, and I said I wanted more.

She was a little hesitant, then agreed to have sex. I was excited, but then she asked how much I'd pay, and I said $100. She said that was too low, it's $140. I said I only had $10 more on me, so we agreed on $120. When the drapes were off, I was surprised by her amazing body. She was slim, no fat on her belly, tall, and polite as hell. I loved it. She was very GFE, and I loved every second of it. DFK was throughout the session, and she was very responsive to touch.

We did cowboy and missionary, but suddenly, I went limp. She said it's okay, and I knew it wasn't going to end with a hand job. After 10 minutes of HJ, I still couldn't cum. She apologized, and I gave her a few kisses and a hug and left. I will definitely repeat with her.

I was still horny and frustrated, so I went home to pick up the kids. Once home, my dick wouldn't let me relax, so I decided to go to the Milton place and check it out. If it's not new talent, I'd walk. I told the person over text the same thing, and she said that's fine. I went to the Milton location, and what do you know, it's a new girl, and the other girl was different too.

The girl I saw this time was named April, maybe late 40s or even 50s, pale skin Chinese, nice tits, and a little tummy. When in the room, it was the usual routine, lie on the bed with my clothes off, and she wiped my dick and gave me a blow job for 5-7 minutes. Then, she said, first, I'm going to fuck you, and we did cowgirl and then missionary. I was exhausted and frustrated and wanted to finish. I did my favorite move, where I slide my hands down to her ass to lift her and start pounding. A couple of minutes later, I finally came.

She gave me a medium massage after and said come see me again and ask for me. You are the first person I see here, and that she's from Toronto. I might repeat with her, but there are a lot of other good girls I know, so she'll probably be a plan B or C, unless Milton gets different talent, then I'll go check it out for sure. And that, people, is a horny man's journey. With a couple of reviews, hope you enjoyed it, have fun, and stay safe. Peace.

DFK_KAL · Dec 8, 2024

mpuser084 said:
I threw this into a beta ai model I am trying out. Hope it helps I didn't proof it, just told it to put that into paragraphs.
Here's the text rewritten in paragraphs:

What's up people, so today I had some time on my hands and thought, let's go do my second favorite hobby. Around 1, I started calling around to see what's available. Now, the problem was I wasn't sure if I wanted a massage and something extra or just a massage with a happy ending. I first called Love Feet since I had a good time there and asked if Emma was working. Apparently, she only works there on Tuesdays, just like Lucky said. I thanked them and hung up.

Then, I called Massage Times Milton and asked if Aria was working. The person on the phone said no and named a few other girls. I said thank you and hung up. At this point, I was frustrated and didn't know what to do. I then messaged the Milton incall and asked if they had any new girls. The person on the other end said no, the same ones, and asked if I wanted to come in. I said no, since I've seen Suki three times and don't like the other one. Suddenly, I got a message saying it's different girls. I was skeptical, thinking it might be a bait-and-switch, so I said thank you, I'll let you know.

Feeling frustrated, I decided to go to Love Feet, thinking maybe the second time around would be good. I drove 30 minutes and when I went in, no one greeted me. A lady came out of a room and told me I had to wait, maybe 40 minutes to an hour, since there was already someone waiting. I said no thanks and left.

Back in my car, I opened up Google Maps and searched for massages. Going through the list, I saw LY Massage and thought, no way, it's the same place. But since no one else posts about it, I decided to give it a try. The parking was in the back, and I had to walk to the front of the plaza. When I went in, it looked more legit than semi, or the full scene like the previous LY used to be. I asked for a massage, and the girl said yes, but regular massage only, no RMT. I said that's exactly what I'm here for.

I was put in a room, and the attendant told me to get ready. While I was taking off my clothes, I got a call. Two minutes later, she came in, and I said sorry, give me one second. She said it's okay, you can come in. I quickly took off my clothes, lay down, and this same person comes back and says, oh, I have an appointment. I was confused, thinking I told her I didn't have an appointment, and she said that's fine. I got dressed and left.

I was now horny, frustrated, and pissed. Since I was close to 3033A, I thought, why not give it a try? If not, I'd call up Sakura's place and go there. I walked up, and it was quiet; I didn't see or hear anyone. I waited a couple of minutes, then knocked on the wall, and nothing. I waited a bit longer, said hello, and nothing. I went behind the counter, looked at the cameras, and seemed like I was the only one there. I was about to leave when something told me to say hello louder. I did, and all of a sudden, this MILFy came out running, saying hello.

I was glad I did what I did because she was cute and extremely polite. She told me to go into a room I'd never been in before, asked how long I wanted, and I said 45 minutes. Once I was ready, she walked in and started massaging. I asked her name, and she said it was Sophie. I told her my name, and she said I was a gentleman. Her massage was way too soft for my liking, and there was no tease at the end. She wiped me down with a hot towel, asked me to flip, and said what I'd like. I made some compliments, called her pretty, and said I wanted her. She asked if I wanted a hand job or body slide, and I said I wanted more.

She was a little hesitant, then agreed to have sex. I was excited, but then she asked how much I'd pay, and I said $100. She said that was too low, it's $140. I said I only had $10 more on me, so we agreed on $120. When the drapes were off, I was surprised by her amazing body. She was slim, no fat on her belly, tall, and polite as hell. I loved it. She was very GFE, and I loved every second of it. DFK was throughout the session, and she was very responsive to touch.

We did cowboy and missionary, but suddenly, I went limp. She said it's okay, and I knew it wasn't going to end with a hand job. After 10 minutes of HJ, I still couldn't cum. She apologized, and I gave her a few kisses and a hug and left. I will definitely repeat with her.

I was still horny and frustrated, so I went home to pick up the kids. Once home, my dick wouldn't let me relax, so I decided to go to the Milton place and check it out. If it's not new talent, I'd walk. I told the person over text the same thing, and she said that's fine. I went to the Milton location, and what do you know, it's a new girl, and the other girl was different too.

The girl I saw this time was named April, maybe late 40s or even 50s, pale skin Chinese, nice tits, and a little tummy. When in the room, it was the usual routine, lie on the bed with my clothes off, and she wiped my dick and gave me a blow job for 5-7 minutes. Then, she said, first, I'm going to fuck you, and we did cowgirl and then missionary. I was exhausted and frustrated and wanted to finish. I did my favorite move, where I slide my hands down to her ass to lift her and start pounding. A couple of minutes later, I finally came.

She gave me a medium massage after and said come see me again and ask for me. You are the first person I see here, and that she's from Toronto. I might repeat with her, but there are a lot of other good girls I know, so she'll probably be a plan B or C, unless Milton gets different talent, then I'll go check it out for sure. And that, people, is a horny man's journey. With a couple of reviews, hope you enjoyed it, have fun, and stay safe. Peace.

lol bro I wouldn’t put that shit anywhere man ca t trust these AI bullshit

mpuser084 · Dec 8, 2024

This is a new one that is end to end encrypted, thus beta testing it.

luvthe drake · Dec 8, 2024

DFK_KAL said:
What’s up people, so today I had some time on me and thought let’s go do my second fav hobby, so around 1 I started calling around to see what’s available. Now the problem is I wasn’t sure if I wanted a massage and fuck or just a massage with hj, so first I called love feet since I had a good time there and asked if Emma was working and apparently she only works there Tuesday just like lucky anyways said thank you and hang up, then I called massagetimes milton and asked if aria was working and she said nope and named a few girls I am like thank you and hang up, now I am like fuck what should I do, then I messaged the Milton incall and asked if they had new girls she’s like nope the same one and asked me if I wanted to come in I said nah I have seen suki 3 times and the other one I don’t like and then all the sudden I get message saying oh nope it’s different girls, now I was like hmmm this sounds like a B&S so I said thank you I’ll let you know. Now I am fucking frustrated and said you know what fuck it let me go to love feet maybe the second time around would be good to, I drove 30 mins and when I went in no one greeted me. And then all the sudden a lady comes out of a room and tells me oh honey sorry you have to wait I said how long she’s like 40 mins maybe 1 hour because there is already someone waiting (fuck no I ain’t waiting) I said ok I come back and left. So back in my car I opened up Google maps and searched massages and was going through the list and WTF do I see LY massage and I am like no fucking way it’s the same place but since no other fucker will post about it I said fuck it 11 mins drive let’s go, the parking is in the back and you have to walk to the front of the plaza and when I went in it looked more legit then semi (or the full fuck scene like the previous LY use to be) regardless I still asked for massage and the girl goes yes but regular massage only no RMT then I am like that’s exactly what I am here for girl and she’s like ok this room, now this is why I will never go back they put me in a room and the attendent told me to get ready and while I was taking my cloths off I got a call and 2 mins later she comes in again I said oh sorry give me one second you can come in though she’s like it’s ok you get ready, so I quickly take my cloths off and everything, lie down and this same bitch comes back to me and says oh I am sorry I have an appointment I am like wtf do you mean I told you I didn’t have an appointment and you said that’s fine and brought me to this room and said to get ready and she’s like I am sorry I didn’t know I had appointment, I was like you know what fuck it put my shit back on and back in my car. Now I am fuxking horney, frustrated and pissed. Since I was on Dundas and something I was like you know what I am close to 3033a, fuck it let’s just go there if not then I’ll just call up sakuras place and go there (remember I wanted massage plus other stuff which is why I didn’t directly go here) one last try and I am at 3033a, I walk up and it’s quiet I don’t see no one I don’t hear no one I waited a couple mins then I knocked on the wall and nothing, waited a little bit again and then said hello and nothing, went behind the counter and looked at the cameras and seemed like I am the only one here and I am like fucking hell man and started to walk towards the exit and suddenly something told me just say hello louder so I am like HELLOOOO, and all the sudden this MILFy comes out running hello hi how are you. Glad I did what i did because she was cute and extremely polite. No I don’t know about yall but I love me polite girls there’s just something about them. Anyways she told me to go in room I have never been before and ask me how long I said 45 mins asks me for 50 and to lie down after. Once I am ready she walks in starts massaging while she’s massaging I asked her name and she’s like my name is Sophie, I said nice to meet you Sophie I am kal, she’s like nice meet you to kal you are a gentleman, I am like offcourse (that’s how I always get the best mileage ). I am gonna make this quick because this wasn’t the last stop apparently. Her massage is way to soft for my liking and there was no tease at the end she wiped my down with hot towel asked me to flip and said what would I like, I made some compliments called her pretty and said I want you and she goes you want hand job or body slide, I am like no I want more you are to pretty I can’t do just hand job and body slide with you I want all of you, she was a little hesitant and then goes ok let’s have sex I am like yes please she’s like how much you pay and I was like 100 lol she’s like no for sex that’s to low it’s 140 I was like damn I only have about 10 more on me she’s like ok let’s 120 I am like you know what I ain’t gonna argue let’s do 120. Now when the drapes were off damn for her age she’s got an amazing body, she’s slim no fat on her belly she’s tall and she’s fucking polite as hell, I love it. She was a very GFE and I loved every second of it, DFK was through out the session and she’s very responsive to touch, did cowboy and missionary everything was going good but all the sudden mans went limp and like wtf she’s like it’s okay honey I give you hand job but I knew it wasn’t gonna end with HJ regardless I said fuck it sure why not after 10 mins of HJ I still couldn’t cum. So she said sorry I said no problem give her a few kisses and a hug and left (will definitely repeat with her). Now I am like after going through so much bullshit ain’t no fuckinng way I am not cumming. Went home because I was hungry and had to pick up the kids. Once home my dick wouldn’t let me relax so I am like you know what fuck it let’s go to the Milton place and check it out, if it’s not new talent I’ll walk and I told the person over the text the same thing and she’s like yes that’s fine. So then at 6ish I went to the Milton location and what do you know it is a new girl and the other girl was different to (I couldn’t really get a good look on her because she was lying down on the sofa and it was dark). The girl I saw this time was named April now she’s old maybe late 40s or even 50s she was a pale skin Chinese nice tits and had a little tummy (which was mostly loose skin and not really fat so it wasn’t that bad) some might like it because she was a little thick and the ass had meat on it. When in the room it was usual routine, lie on the bed with my cloths off and she wiped my dick and gave me bbj for 5-7 mins (bbj was whateves) and then she’s like first I fuck you and did cowgirl and then we went to mish and usually I would take it a little slow but y’all know I was fucking exhausted and frustrated and want to finish for shizzle. So did my fav move where while in mish I slide my hands down to her ass to lift her and start pounding and a couple minutes later fucking finally I came . She gave me medium massage after and said come see me again and ask for me, you are the first person I see here and that she’s from Toronto. Repeat with her is a maybe because there is a lot of other good girls I know so she will probably be a plan b or c, unless Milton gets different talent then I’ll go check it out for sure. And that people is a horney mans journey. With a couple reviews hope y’all enjoyed it, have fun and stay safe. Peace

Sorry ..abbreviated versions won't cut it. Could you...elaborate a bit more..¿

DFK_KAL · Dec 9, 2024

mpuser084 said:
This is a new one that is end to end encrypted, thus beta testing it.

Are you one of the developer on it, or is it public and I just don’t know the name?

SuperSport · Dec 9, 2024

DFK_KAL said:
LOOKING for Jessica

I don't know Jessica well but there was "another" MPA that worked at Ly .. as an aside, and ironically, Ly was named originally "Laya" Wellness / SPA. I thought it was hilarious, and someone must have told them to scrap that.

Anyway, I happen to bump into this other MPA x Ly at 8 Spa on Kennedy Rd. Possibly Jessica worked together at 8 Spa?????

8 Spa have an advert above. Maybe call them and ask if Jessica works there? It's a long shot as many change names when they move around.

If you end up going, make sure to post as no one has ever posted about them, at least I could find.

I was in the area of 8 Spa and was told to come in so I could seen a room, but then told me to wait. I turned and was going to wait but in the front room was a lady already waiting there too, I left which is when I seen the "other" Ly MPA, she seen me too. I can't remember her name, too long ago, think it was Eva.

This happened well over a year ago but don't tell them you got the info. off MP. Some of the MPA's do not like you to know they work at other places.

Like I said already, It's a long shot but thats the best I can do

sinistarglobal · Dec 9, 2024

Fun read thanks for sharing. We've all been there to some degree.

krayjee · Dec 9, 2024

DFK_KAL said:
Are you one of the developer on it, or is it public and I just don’t know the name?

Kal...It's much easier for all of us to read if you have some paragraphs. I lost interest half way thorough cuz it seems like i wasn't going anywhere.

mpuser084 · Dec 9, 2024

DFK_KAL said:
Are you one of the developer on it, or is it public and I just don’t know the name?

Maple AI
www.trymaple.ai

Ambler · Dec 9, 2024

Forgot your bifocals Uncle Dan? @krayjee

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